shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Yeah, that was not at all what was imagining. Or what I meant when I said you give good head.

 

(Gobano laughs) (Self-Control Check against 10 on a D20+Willpower modifier, if you fail you're unsettled because damn that's one evil laugh)

Did you try to make me swoon?
Well, at least you made me laugh
I hope you don't do things by half
Or we'll be here till after noon.

(She waggles her eyebrows at @Merc With A Mouth)

 

We'll be elsewhere til next spring if you want that lady. You're a lady right? Wouldn't wanna be insensitive and call you the wrong thing when i come, no one ever say deadpool is anything but a gentleman and the finest of sjw's, emphasis on the w seeing as that's already three of my initials. I like the letter W.
Its why we love wonderwoman so much!
No we love her because we want her to step on our face. And then sit on it.

 

Seriously, Pool? SJWs? Don't you know those are the bad kind of "social justice" people? The type that are in it for the fight and to feel self-righteous, not, well, to actually help the world?

Like, dude, if you're not a self-righteous idiot only in the fight 'cause you like being angry with folks, you're not a Social Justice Warrior. If you actually care about justice and people's rights and all that, you're a Social Justice Activist. There's a difference. I mean, seriously, dude, have you seen Tumblr? Precious few people on there actually know how to really change the world for the better.

 

I don't actually think so. This looks fairly straightforward.

 

we could juzt exchange chocolatez and a kizz

 

Chocolate's good, yeah. Still not sure if I want an entire demiplane of bees on my lips either, though.

 

Please tell me you and Deadpool have been entertaining each other. You have so much in common!

 

*Valiska wanders in, waves hello to the person whose leg her husband is fixing and also to everyone else*

Hello, I'm the cat wife!

*sits down next to Ford and watches him work*

 

Yeah, we have. A bit. But *deadpool voice* "9 of 10 doctors recommend that you don't eat the same every day," so... I've not been entertaining him as much as I'd like. But I don't disagree with him, and well... even if I did, he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

 

I'm pretty sure that I have never heard a doctor say monogamy was bad for you. Not that I think either one of you two are suited to it, but I would be absolutely terrible at being promiscuous.

 

I guess I'll just have to ask Sev how bad for your health monogamy is, then. No, wait, that's a stupid idea. I'm not gonna do it.

Well... what if you were in a dimension that was full to the brim with a ton of Valiska Pineses? Could you be promiscuous, then, if there were multiple doubles of your wife that you could be with?

 

I'd have to clone myself. She has an estrus cycle and women living in close proximity to one another tend to cycle together. They would literally kill me when their biological alarm went off.

 

... Whoa, whoa, whoa... I don't even know what the hell I think of that.

 

It's actually very nice. But there's just one of her. I don't think I could handle more than one. Even normally.

 

One, babe, I don't give a fuck about bettering the world or any of that shit. Fuck there's a reason i'm not an X-Man and it's not JUST because blue and yellow looks awful with cancerous growths.
Two

You can't spell Deadpool without anger. Unless you can actually spell. Then it's just some letters from anger.

The point is: we definitly chose SJW on purpose.
And the purpose wasn't just cause the W amuses us.

 

*looks very smug* We are very well-matched.

 

We'll see about that.

 

Yes. Yes, we are. Now help me hold this while I get this wire back into shape because I'm not actually sure what is in this alloy.

 

Deadpool, Deadpool, what the hell? Why'd that make you snap so hard?

Like, seriously, dude, I was just saying that, well... you shouldn't be a complete jerk. Which okay, okay, I guess that would be insulting.

I'm honestly not super into helping the world and whatnot either, I mostly care about myself and my own people, but... I know it's the right thing to do, and I, at least, try not to do counterproductive things while saying, "Oh, I'm totally bringing justice to the world."

You think so, huh?