shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Just remember: Pretty Super, definitly not a hero.
Chrome-nuts being on my ass about joining his super-toddler-daycare is definitly not helping my mood.

 

Oh, okay, got it.

Super-toddler-daycare? You mean, like really, really, really young people with powers?

 

I mean the fucking X-Men.
It's not like I don't appreciate Colossus believing in me, but fuck you'd think the guy would fucking get it after the twentieth time.

 

Well... then, you shouldn't meet Pap. @THE GREAT PAPYRUS believes in everyone, and nothing can make him stop. I kinda love that, honestly. *affectionate laugh*

 

Probably not. I've noticed a certain tendency to exaggerate.

 

Can't they get that fixed for him? I mean it only took several months of extended brutal torture to turn me into yours truely, ad that was an amateur.

 

The only thing I ever exaggerate is the number of guns I own and that only because the actual number already sounds like an exaggeration.

 

but what if i'm made of bees and other, non-bee inzectz?

iz a queztionmark in my uzername really enough

 

UMMM.

THAT'S REALLY NOT A THING THAT NEEDS FIXING. OR A SOLUTION I'D WANT TO ACCEPT ANYWAY!!!

SCIENCE SAYS I WOULD DIE BEFORE I STOP WANTING TO BELIEVE IN PEOPLE.

LITERALLY! <_<

 

No, no, no, you're not torturing my spades! I won't let you, dude!

Sure, his belief in people verges on the suicidal, but... that doesn't mean torture would be any better.

Wait a sec, Pap, science says what about you? What science, exactly?

 

'SAVE SCUMMING'.

THERE ISN'T A SINGLE PATH THE HUMAN CAN TAKE THROUGH THE WORLD WHERE I STOP BELIEVING IN PEOPLE.

BUT THERE'S A LOT WHERE I DIE.

 

woah really? I mean they fucked with my head pretty badly, but i wasn't exactly a sunshine and daisies kinda guy before that. And now i look like this all because of fucking Francis annnnnnd wooooooo deep breathes, deadpool, alright, no angry rampages, that's the Hulk's trademark thing and you don't need Marvel sueing Fox over this shit!

 

That... that... damn, that just proves my point, I guess, kinda. *sighs* And makes me really afraid for you, on Pennarion. 'Cause if you die in lots of realities, well, what's stopping this one from being a reality where I lose you? *choked up*

 

I am afraid I don't believe you, Deadpool. Sorry!

 

Science, huh? How exactly did they test that theory?

 

Uh...everyone else in the house?

 

Shouldn't you be able to figure this out with pheromones? Bees may not have human brains but in groups they are pretty damn smart. You have pheromones, you have dancing, you have innate navigation abilities...

 

In case you missed it, I already tanked something for Papyrus once. Can't be that difficult to repeat.
Maybe not with Pyronica as the opponent, though.

 

I don't want to think about her.

 

*bows humbly* Hello m'lady. How are you doing this fine day in the galaxy?