shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Hello, i dont think we met, Im Nick Valentine, but you can call me Nick or Nickky.

 

I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT A SCIENTIST. ASK SANS. OR THE HUMAN.

IS 'DATA-MINING' A SCIENCEY THING?

 

THE PLAYERS! WAIT WHY IS THIS STRIKED OUT?

 

* The answer to that is US, genie!
* We're gonna beat it into Papyrus' head that he's not allowed to die!!

 

* nah it's a dirty hacker thing.
* don't worry about it.

 

I shower regularly, thanks.

 

exiztential crizez don't care how zmart you are

 

*grins weakly* Yeah, we sure will, won't we?

 

*nods* Yes, somewhere out there I could find a version of you who would make a different decision.

 

*hopeful voice* You sure about that? You sure you could?

 

Oh, certainly. The Pattern gives members of my family the ability to find Shadow worlds that exactly match our desires. My brother Benedict - the greatest military mind I've ever known - would test military theories by finding worlds with minor variations in the starting conditions of the same battles.

I'd need to know why you made the decision you did, and what you think you'd need changed to choose differently, but given that I can find that other version of you.

 

Well, I made that decision 'cause Julissa offered me my freedom. And a cool party. And convinced me that Ford and Valiska were secretly huge jerks that wouldn't keep their promise to me.

Dunno what I think would've made me choose differently... maybe if she didn't come and offer it to me, maybe if I'd met Sev earlier, maybe if Nat had immediately set me free...

 

I can find worlds where those things happened. It may take a while to find the one where you made the different choice.

 

*sighs* So, you think, even in those worlds, I'd have joined Bill?

 

Sorry, im a hacker, but all in good intentions. I usually hack into computers if i want to get information on a case im working on or if i see a good weapon.

 

Hacking is too hard, it has weird numbers and letters

 

Yeah, im with Nick, i only hack if i want to track down someone.

 

No friend is dying while im here, i already lost too many.

 

You know yourself better than I do - what do you think?

 

*sighs* Oh, I dunno really. I really hope I didn't, but well... if you say I'd have done it in the most of the worlds, I guess I think I did. Knowing me, that would make sense.