Boat Trolls planning thread! (full of spoilers, non-players enter at your own risk)

what sorts of practical solutions are there? how should they bring up dragging pancho in? also would it be funny or weird or going off-topic to drag lord aspera into the mix? i'm sure he'd plug 'be a private contractor for M15's supernatural division, the pay's great and no one tries to dissect you who isn't already a known supervillain'.

 

for the record i certainly intend to play lord aspera as a gary stu.

 

what if lord aspera has like all the requisite absurd james bond gadgets, only they're also like, magic. he's just casually like 'yeah i teleported here'.

 

okay okay, HERE we go. though to be fair he'd be like 60ish here, he's probably a lot more craggy at current.



but lord aspera absolutely has erskin's obnoxious sense of humor and would absolutely wear a red wolf's color palette instead of just the black-and-white bond tux. pumpkin, sienna, maroons, auburns. it would be like a joke he was continuously telling: 'haha, guess what I am!'.

 

as a red wolf though he's probably like, 90 lb and skinny as a jackal because it doesn't ever get cold enough in southern england for him to grow a winter coat. just this rangy little coyote looking motherfucker with a grizzled snout.

 

Maybe we can finish off the scene, then pick up to the morning after Bel's settled in at home, and Lord Aspera knocks on the front door?

 

what kind of intimidating wolf monster you'd think lord aspera would turn into:



what he actually turns into:

 

Have decided Erskin's aunt is Daisy and his mom is (Black-eyed) Susan. I don't know what his maman is named but I think everyone calls her The Old Lady, or ma'am to her face. Their last name is probably marked down as Smith in human, but in wolf translates to We're Important.

 

yes that definitely looks like a guy who's a gigantic eagle in another life. is he tall like bel or did bel get that from his mom's side?

 

keep it! i thought he was making a helsing reference or something.

 

Lord Aspera probably had perfect guest manners once. He has since learned to take possession of whatever he wants, especially food, then look big until he gets away with it.