I know you are, but what am I?

I'm not very good at this, but:

@alchemicalheart long-haired, likes pillows, constantly tired
@Imoyram femme and extroverted, probably short
@tinyhydra probably likes ferrets, autumn, and wearing muted colors. above average height


Someone read me!

 

Well, I'm a hermit who barely posts. Who dares pierce the *~*~veil of mystery~*~*?

 

@Inkblot ....blond, mid-twenties. male? /wildly making shit up

 

Oh my god that is a good dress. A good color, and the spreading particles effect. I can think of at least one reason that dress came to mind, my flock of birds avatar! :')

Warm core contrasted with cooler surroundings, too.

 

HAHAHA no I don't see you that way at all. I have a hard time separating AGAB vibes from actually gender vibes but you read as... neutral? And I actually get stronger fem vibes when you split.

WEIRD PURPLE DEAMON THING Imean uh.... actually I followed you too long to read you as anything other than masculine.

Dragon.

precious babu male

I actually read you as kind of fem for some reason? Not necessarily gender-wise but ??? idk.

Purple death spiral.

JOSH VALJOSH

Please do me yes

Ok now GENDER ME WHAT AM I

 

Yeah but what kind of weird alien am i??

 

something with pantsparts that are so unfathomable to humans that they faint whenever they see them

and also probably has some sort of arthropod face

 

...I admit I read Wiwaxia as being female, but that's almost definitely because of the -ia name ending. solid logic, brain.

anyways I am also interested in what animal or color or weird twist of spacetime I read as!

 

@Wiwaxia you're a Homestuck troll, obviously.

 

i am interested in this, how do i read? more in general but gender is fine too. i'd do the gender read thing for others, but it's gonna be based on wonky logic like your icon and username and whether or not i'm mixing you up with someone else (which i do a lot).

 

@Lambda (well your 1/3 right?)
red, pulsating-y, angry, short, male-nb-female (?????), black wood texture, dark bottomless looking water
@Inkblot cutesy, offputting occassionally in person, green, yellow, smushy, twenties,
@autopsyblue femme-nb, Literally garnet (i mean what?) , reds, lushness, redcarpet dealio, choclate cake, late twenties,
@KarrinBlue femme, forests, cobblestone path, first village in an rpg, mid twenties

 

@Deresto bro-dude-nb, literally dirk aesthetic?,green tumblr backgrounds, oceans, mid-late twenties, short flippy hair, beige coloured

(also so many of my things are influenced by icon, titles, usernames, pictures from show yourself thread, the whole deal

 

Nope. U.

I am amused by being mysterious/confusing.

I am decidely cat-like yes. Much like a cat, my being sharp has patterns but figuring them out means having to think like me, not like most people.

@BPD anon You actually read an entirely genderless to me
@Morven (imported from other thread) Female, but Adult.
@oph Uh ????????????. I got nothing. You are a mystery.
@Inkblot Person who Likes many things and has a mildy arachnophobia tripping avatar.
@KarrinBlue Female, dunno why.

Spoiler: Gender spoiler

Probably female. If I have to have a gender it´s female.

 

yesgood

@Inkblot kinda-sorta-not-really female
@Lambda some what female. no, somewhat male. no, somewhat female.
@KarrinBlue very female (probably by way of Myrtha)

bzzzt! wrong!

W ₁ i ₂ w ₃ a ₄ x ₅ i ₆ a ₇

:V

 

Oops missed a couple
@peripheral Female. Young. "Blue... yellow? Pink? Green? Pistachio. Honeydew."

@swirlingflight Female. Birdlike. Plantlike. Ivy climbing a tree. Lavender.

@Lambda Male. Young. Carmine and trapezoidal.

@Inkblot A tiny spider. Male. Olive or moss green.

@autopsyblue I am kind of fem, so I suppose that's valid! Male. Tyrian purple, four-pointed star.

@Deresto Male. Marigold, and like a rounded cube.

 

Unpacking part the first:
@unknownanonymous Early twenties, good with people, NB.
@rats Male, late teens, colorful clothing choices.
@Void Agender, maybe early-mid twenties, water-type colors and patience.
@oph I always picture you with short hair and a :3 grin. Also NB.
@littlemissCodeless Ver cat, yes. Ver green grinning cat. Maybe femaleish for gender.

 

It's true.

I am the secret lavender curse.

 

@KarrinBlue Female. Avocado green, and a three-sided pyramid made of a matte, tacky material.

I think I got everyone who has asked in-thread so far, if I missed anyone (again) shout

 

@autopsyblue I FEEL SO BADASS THANK