Kintsugi Hunger Games

LADIES, GENTLEMEN, BEINGS OF INDETERMINATE GENDER, AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN --

WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL KINTSUGI HUNGER GAMES!

Our tributes, the best and bravest their districts have to offer, have just descended into the arena. What games await them there only the gamemasters know! We go now, live, to the action.

Spoiler: it begins

The horn sounds.

@jacktrash retrieves a trident from inside the Cornucopia.

@pixels finds a bag full of explosives.
(oh dear.)

@Void runs away from the Cornucopia.

@Kaylotta snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.

@EulersBidentity runs away from the Cornucopia.

@Lazarae grabs a shovel.

@wixbloom runs away with a lighter and some rope.

@Wiwaxia runs away from the Cornucopia.

@whimsicalobservant finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

@Snitchanon rips a mace out of @unknownanonymous's hands.

@Vast Derp finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

@tinyhydra shoots an arrow into @LittleMissCodeless's head.
(WOW)

@TheMockingCrows runs away from the Cornucopia.

@Acey takes a spear from inside the Cornucopia.

@TwoBrokenMirrors clutches a first aid kit and runs away.

@swirlingflight runs away from the Cornucopia.

@oph rips a mace out of @rigorist's hands.

@IvyLB runs away from the Cornucopia.

@Aondeug runs away from the Cornucopia.

@Imoyram clutches a first aid kit and runs away.

@seebs runs away from the Cornucopia.

 

I WILL... flee. Fuck this shit LOL

 

Ahhh, AHHHHHH, oh no. D: I'm sorry.

 

Also, what district did you put everyone in?

 

Hell yeah I'm running. I know better than to hang around the loot pile where happy murder fun time starts.

 

I'm becoming concerned with the implications that Snitch and I are in any way related

(unknownanonymous == rigorist, confirmed?)

 

Also, did I get the only Bloodbath kill or are there more coming? Cause if so, y'all slackers need to pick up the pace.

 

If I remember right, it lists people in order of district? So the first two people would be District 1, and so forth.

 

And as we revel in the antics of our tributes, let's take a moment to remind ourselves where these brave folks come from!

Spoiler: the reaping roster

(whoops. forgot to add that. sorryyyy

also @jacktrash basically we dump people into an arena and they fight to the last one standing. there's a shit-ton of socio-political commentary in the original but here it's just fun and games up to and including when someone puts an eye out)

 

i'm gonna win. i pmuch always win these. no joke.

 

Aren't they grand, folks? Such pinnacles of daring and courage! Let's see what's been going on down there!

Spoiler: day one

Aondeug constructs a shack.

Seebs, Wiwaxia, and rigorist hunt for other tributes.
(this is a formidable team)

wixbloom tries to spear fish with a trident.

IvyLB receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Kaylotta, Void, and TheMockingCrows unsuccessfully ambush Imoyram, swirlingflight, and TwoBrokenMirrors, who kill them instead.
(oh COME ON)

EulersBidentity forces oph to kill unknownanonymous or Jesse. oph decides to kill Jesse.
(HOW COULD YOU. T_T rip beardad)

whimsicalobservant camouflages themself in the bushes.

Acey tries to spear fish with a trident.

Lazarae searches for firewood.

tinyhydra receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Vast Derp picks flowers.
(of course you do)

Snitchanon stalks pixels.
(…of COURSE you do)

Spoiler: the fallen

Five cannon shots can be heard in the distance as the sun sets over the arena.

LittleMissCodeless
District 8

Kaylotta
District 9

Void
District 10

TheMockingCrows
District 2

Jesse
District 3

 

TERRIBLE

my punishment for gloating how all my previous hunger games were won

 

wtf @EulersBidentity

 

>Acey: Hide somewhere and hope no one does a violence at you.

 

@Imoyram WHY ARE YOU KILLING YOUR SISTER

 

Here is the link to the simulator! :D

 

This site generates them!

eta ninja'd, but i was so close

 

ohhh, can i be assumed as the unknown sponsor if it happens? i wanna play too...