shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

@Kite from the library
I respect people from libraries. What's funny is that I read mostly mystery novels to keep my self from getting rusty with my work. However, there is no novel that has stumped me so far, 348 and counting.

 

I have fought in a library before, broke some of the shelves, but saved some. Ironically they were about war and death. *Scratches head awkwardly*Guess that was a little hint to my future.

 

@Kite from the library
Do you have coloring books? I love coloring books. They make me feel like I can change the world.
NO MORE GREEN TREES, ONLY BLUE TREES!!!

 

things I hate doing: discussing what it's like to go mad
things today has decided it is going to force me to do all day long: discussing what it's like to go mad

 

"Mysteries are a gift to sapience, and it's wonderful to come across another person who understands! I find myself partial to Agatha Christie, who are your favourite authors?"

Kite glowers at Starkiller.
"What kind of library would let you fight inside it?"

Kite smiles widely.
"We have! But I have to ask you to only colour in photocopies or scans, so everyone can enjoy the coloring books for a long time.
As for the trees, I have a purple one outside my apartment. Sometimes I can pick its fruit right through the window."

 

Not my favorite thing to do either. The bar's still open, if you need it.

 

Let us drink to going sane and staying there, then, by all means, my friend... and likely kinsman.

 

*raises his glass to Ford, and then downs it*

 

*does likewise*

I do hope you'll come and visit us sometime soon.

 

The kind that was abandoned for sevral hundred years, occupied by imperial soldiers, and home to 2 sith lords. That is the kind that i fight in. Oh, and also my dad.

 

I would have to say Agatha too. She is a brilliant writer and I dont think anyone could do better than her.

 

Yayy, you are going to show me how to use the photocopy-thing.

 

@the author speaks
Hahahaha, I go mad all the time, crazy and angerly.

 

Sounds like you need better healers.

 

Yeah. If you don't wanna get bored to death.

 

Im Just A Bit Crazy. I Can Get Better On My Own. If You Get Medicullers Involved Ill Run Away.

 

I love you and I would never let anyone hurt you, baby bug, especially when you're sick. I love you. I get sick exactly the same way. And if you take care of yourself from now on you probably will get better on your own.

But I threatened Stan with a crossbow once, stuck it right in his face and accused him of trying to steal my eyes. I made Valiska sit in a closet with me and a gun for six hours because a car backfired outside and I thought 'they' were coming to get us and take her away from me.

If you do something like that, and I think you need more help than we can give you at home, we will get you the help. Kalinthy's not a mediculler. She's a redactrix, which is actually a kind of priestess and we won't involve her unless we have to, buglet. And of course you will want to run away. I wanted to run away. Kalinthy had them admit Valiska so that I wouldn't think she'd betrayed me to 'them'.

But you know how Loreli and Oneira make you do things sometimes and you're grateful afterward? It worked the same way. As long as you do get better on your own we'll take care of you right at home. But I won't let you hurt anyone, even yourself. The reason Valiska outranks me on the rules chart isn't just because she's Talassani and Talassani women run things. It's because there have been times when I have been completely out of my fucking mind and she's had to take everything over for a little while.

 

Doctors suck. Mom says they don't help.

 

Doctors and other healers are not all equally good or bad. It sounds to me like your mother's doctors did in fact suck. Nobody that I would entrust with any of you has failed to help my family.

 

Well...

...I don't think you're lying about having been worse than you are now, so something you did must have helped. Maybe your doctor could help Chroma. I don't want to scare her off of it. But let's try not to get to that place in the first place.