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*smirks* Score!

And yeah, not where they can see.

Funny story: I'm actually technically from a PG area. But through the magic of fandom and headcanons, I've got a bit of a ratings upgrade.

 

I mean there's probably PG versions of me somewhere I guess. Multiverse and shit. Actually I guess the versions of me that ARE under 13 are probably PG13. Maybe.

You never know.
Nothing about Teens is rated T. Only the Teen Titans.

 

Actually, I kind of have fun blowing things up. Give me an enemy, then we can talk about fun.

What are your benefits, although, I dont think I would fix in your environment. A merciless killer working with pixies *laughs* next thing you know, faires are going to ask me to help them grant wishes.

 

How Can You Have The Right Ideas But Be Such An Asshole At The Same Time?

 

A free, boring magic phone. Money. A share of the multiverse once Pixies Inc. attains ownership of it.

I do not think the fairies would be interested in having you become a godparent. Jorgen might like your style, but you do not even have true magic powers so you would not be good at granting wishes.

 

Well... no. I think there are tons of shows about high school that are rated T. Like, just boring, normal, human high school.

 

Have you ever seen a real teenager? shit, i wouldn't wanna deal with them, and i practically popped outta my mama rated r!

For strong language and excessive blood.
I Don't think you can call a typical amount of blood during giving birth "excessive".

 

That doesn't stop people from making T-rated things about teens, though.

 

I still get to call them fucking morons over it though. Fuck do I ever not want Prof X's job.

The only thing in this world pure enough for a T rating is Beast Boy.

 

Yeah, not denying that. There are a lot of people in the multiverse that need someone to tell them they're fucking morons.

 

*insert self-cest joke here*
Look it's the guy who is ALMOST as hot as yours truly

 

Dipper may or may not come by that trait honestly.

However, it was not fun when she bit me because she was hurt. Because she was hurt.

 

The ways of the Force.

I think i'm good. I wouldn't want to be stuck in cubicle all day. Also, what is your currency?

 

Blood? O)h, you mean red milk. I don't like it, it hurts where it comes out.

 

Red... Milk...
Okay Who Fucked Up Your Upbringing So Badly? I Need A Word With Your Lusus.

 

I was always told that the thing that comes out of people was called red milk. I don't like the word blood. It sounds too gory.

 

*flicks away cigarette* yeah, that sounds painful. Sometimes I find it lucky that i'ma synth.

 

Maybe so, but if I couldn't feel it when she bit me because she was hurt, I couldn't feel it when she kisses me, or gives me happy bites, or any of the other things she does with me...right?

Besides the physical pain was nothing compared to the part where I could tell how much pain she was in. If you love someone like I love Valiska, you'd rather hurt for yourself than hurt for them any day, no comparison.

 

How did she get hurt? It seems like you would get hurt instead.

 

Well I Mean Thats... Kind Of What Its Supposed To Be. Blood And Gore Are Pretty Closely Related Concepts.