shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

HONEY, LET ME TELL YOU THE KINDA DEMONS THE DOC'S TALKING BOUT WON'T BE IMPRESSED BY THAT.

 

Why don't you think I could handle the demons from your world?

-She seems surprised.-

It's... it's a really powerful magic wand. I stopped time with it. If it falls into the wrong hands, it could destroy the universe.

 

... WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE IT TO THE DOC. I... THINK IT'D BE MUCH SAFER WITH HIM.

 

No! It's my duty to protect it! What the frigg is wrong with you?

 

Hard to use your magic wand against something that can freeze you without even blinking. And can you be in two places at once?

 

Like, look. I understand you know him a lot better than you know me and trust him more. But this is a duty my family has held for centuries and that I've been trained for, and not only can I handle it, but it's really insulting for you to tell me to hand over the wand I need to protect to someone I barely know. That's the opposite of what I'm supposed to do!

 

...fair enough. A true warrior knows which battles are too difficult for them, especially for them alone.

 

YOU ARE ALSO THE ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW FUN IT IS TO GO DIMENSION HOPPING WITHOUT ANY KIND OF PRECAUTIONS SO LIKE... YOU'RE NOT MAKING THE BEST IMPRESSION HERE.
JUST SAYIN.

 

Like he's any less reckless!

 

... I DON'T KNOW YOUR DEFINITION OF RECKLESS BUT HAVE YOU SEEN HIS HOUSE? IT WON'T LET YOU USE THE ELEVATOR UNLESS IT KNOWS WHO YOU ARE. SURE HE SOMETIMES PULLS OFF SOME FUCKED UP STUNTS BUT THAT'S BECAUSE HE HAS LIFE EXPERIENCE AND SHIT AND CAN GENERALLY ACTUALLY ESTMATE WHAT THE RISK IS.

 

Yeah, well, you're assuming just because I like to have fun that I'm stupid. You're trying to make me give up something I'm supposed to protect to some guy I don't even know when he didn't even ask you to. And you're acting like I'm the silly one for calling you out on it.

 

I understand. My weapon was destined for me, and much as I resented the manipulation that got us together, anyone who tries to take her - well, she's a soul-eating Great Weapon and I wouldn't hold her back.

But you are rather reckless about your dimension hopping. You could've landed in my world, and not only do we have demons there, nobody would respect you because you're just a human.

 

I'm not a human, dude.

 

I DIDN'T CALL YOU STUPID ANYWHERE, DID I? SWEETIE, I THINK YOU'RE LIKELY TO GET INTO TROUBLE YOU'RE NOT PREPARED FOR, BUT LIKE, GO AHEAD DO YOUR THING. DON'T COME CRYING TO ME IF YOU END UP KILLED MESSILY.

*she pulls a thermos out of her sylladex*

COFFEE ANYONE?

 

"I think he means you look like one and thus would be taken to be one. Same as me."

Jame has clearly sneaked up silently, but then are we surprised?

 

*shrug* You're human-sized; most Dragaerans won't care about the difference. Seven feet tall, live thousands of years, humanoid - although most of them would deny any connection. Feels odd not to see any of them here.

 

Don't call me sweetie. You didn't call me dumb in those words, but you keep talking down to me, and that's not appropriate.

 

...dude, I can punch through a wall if I want to and have fallen out of the sky and not been hurt. I can deal.

 

Jame looks over at Vlad. "I don't know you, but ... soul-eating Great Weapon? That sounds familiar, and like it could describe mine ... a horrible responsibility no matter how useful they are."

 

If anyone wants coffee, I can brew it up fresh, and stuff to mix in as well.
The... person with the four arms is currently testing all the syrups. It's kinda fascinating to watch.