shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Oh! Okay, I'll let go!

 

It's not dangerous for you to be here. Those scissors make me a lot more nervous than your wand does though. May I examine them? I'll give them back.

 

Heh, I like you. Showing off your weapons and talking smack.

 

Hmmmmm.

Nope!

 

Yeah, those are our way home.

 

"You were clearly a subtlety school dropout," Jame tells him. "And you didn't grade well at flirting school either, it seems. Makes me suspect everything else is also a failure ..."

 

This place seems to react to our desires - or, well, some of ours...
On it, Boss. (Silly humans and their addictions...)
*All the necessary supplies appear on a shelf*
You press coffee through a filter made of eggshells and woodchips with vanilla bean, then reheat it so it almost boils, then you pass it through a cloth to remove any oils brought out by the reheating. Serve it in a mug, never a glass.
(( Klava recipe ))

Gee, I can't imagine why anyone would want to stop him from talking...

 

Woah there okay, kittycat no need for the hurtful words. My gun is big and loaded and ready to be used. And my dick isn't bad either.

 

Pssst dude, people can hear the voices in your head here.
and you're being a rude fuck.

 

Jame grins at him. "Just giving you a hard time. I actually prefer the bluntness to bullshit."

 

Why do you think any woman would find that an attractive proposition?

 

Because it works. Sometimes. Okay not often but the kinda women who are okay with that are generally okay with riding a face like mine into the sunset, and that's the goal here.

 

@Merc With A Mouth @Jamethiel Knorth
Ok, stop it you two before i have to stop it.

@Valiska Pines
Remember my first days here. i regret it comparing it to this.

 

*double pistols and a wink*
hey hangin with the x-men means hangin with wolverine and he can be pretty hurtful for a grumpy tiny canadian.

 

M-A-K-E M-E!
*deadpool spells this out with bullet holes in the ground and blows the smoke off his gun with a raised eyebrow*

 

That's not my voice, that's Loiosh. He's a carrion eater with the manners to match.
From my perspective, it's you humans who are just too finicky.
(( Loiosh is a jhereg, which is a small winged lizard current perching on his shoulder))

 

Weeeeird, your scale-y buddy sounds almost like one of my narration boxes.
Um excuse me, no I don't soud like a lizard.
Shut up.

 

My sympathies. Normally I'm the only one blessed with Loiosh's inestimable wit.
Leave the sarcasm to the experts, Boss.
Shut up, Loiosh.

 

*picks up Deadpool psyconically and slams him to the ground pinning him*YOU WERE SAYING!!!
*turning towards everybody*God it feels so good to let out my rage.

 

Ooooo hit me harder, I almost felt that one!
broken rib will just set in like twenty minutes max. How boring.
I wanna see what he tries next.