shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Bluh.

 

Well, at least being wrong about him literally can't be fatal for you. Since you two are both on entirely different planes of existence and killing's just not his style.

 

THAT'S ALMOST COMFORTING. IT WOULD BE A LOT MORE COMFORTING... IF THAT WAS EVER A THING I WAS WORRIED ABOUT!

MAYBE IT'S COMFORTING TO YOU?

 

I have seen fused-together body parts before. Well, okay, Gem shards. And yes, it was horrifying. In a way that I would not describe by saying, "Laugh Out Loud."

 

*smiles sheepishly* Oh yeah, right. You wouldn't be concerned about that sorta thing. If you were, you wouldn't be so eager to befriend every evil dude in sight.

And yeah, it is comforting to me. Even though it also means that you'll be even harder to budge when you're convinced someone evil and capable of killing you won't.

 

You have to eat. Sorry. We will do our best to find things that are less unpleasant for you than most food--and until Clover and Sigrid and Alexei figure that out you can have all the gummies you want. But you need to eat food in order to do science. The science works better when you have glucose in your brain.

 

I have a gun that will kill ideas, but it should be used with great care or not at all.

 

It is real?

YES! Give it to me!!!

I wanna slaughter some ideas!!!

And Tumblr is in favour of the idea-killing gun. So many posts saying, "destroy the idea that..."!

So, I could become popular there! By killing ideas! YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

 

Burt...I'm afraid I would hesitate to give you a canister of Weed-B-Gon. You just lack discretion.

 

Why would anyone need discretion when dealing with weeds, though?

Weeds are BAD!!! And I won't let them steal my place on the leaderboard of destructive things!!! Ever!!!

I must always be No. 1.

 

*looks sad*Oh, ok. I understand, some people dont like some things i guess.

 

@Pearl (the Crystal Gem)
I don't mind eating even though it is troubling. I just got to clean myself afterwards which is a real hassel. But hey, I try to be human sometimes.

 

@Pearl (the Crystal Gem) @Tourmaline
I-I'm not sure how much of a-an accomplishment it really is, b-but! A-apprently the Me f-from the Weirdmageddon-Continuity i-is a p-p-pretty successful rebel! S-so there i-is no need to w-w-worry!

 

Im Not Trying To Skip Meals On Purpose But I Dont Have To Like Eating. And I Did Impressive Shit Without Sleeping Or ating Regularly So.
What If I Lose My Spark If I Get Better...?

 

I promise you, that won't happen. The better you take care of yourself, the sharper your mind will be. It's a lesson I had to learn the hard way, too.

 

I Dont Like The Risks Of Testing That Hypothesis.

 

Why would you lose your Spark? Honest question. What is the, er... basis of your hypothesis? Are there studies on troll thinking and nutrition we can look at? Let's do this the science way, eh?

 

My Hypothesis Is That If I Change A Part Of The Set Up Of My Current System It Might Change The Outcome. If The Outcome Is Changed The Change Is Not 100% Sure To Be A Positive One. I Dont Like The Odds. And As They Say
Never Change A Running System.

 

Excellent idea, time to never do any lessons on the laptop and go sleep out in the open. Thanks!

 

Well As Long As You Dont Catch A Cold. The Lessons Are Pretty Entertaining Though.