That's so SO: A Thread for Relationship Antics

[@Kit: Discussing plans for the evening w/ me]

"So assuming that arson is off the table..."

(Me: *grumble* you shouldn't do arson on tables anyway)

 

See, this is all your fault because you were the one who, when I asked what you wanted to do this evening, you said you wanted to set things on fire, and then we had to have a talk about Fire Rules.

 

But it's snowing and pretty outside and the flames would look beautiful against the snow! T_T

(/end derail, sorry guys)

 

Excellent point! And hyphenation! That is a very well-placed hyphen, much approve.

 

(Boyfriend was at the supermarket, using a self service checkout)
Checkout attendant: Awwww, are you buying your girlfriend something nice for Valentine’s Day?
Boyfriend: *looks down at basket full of rolls of bin bags* ...Yes. Yes I am.

 

HEY @Petra HAPPY PALENTINES DAY <> <> <> <> <>

 

i got excited

 

Girlfriend (needing to get up to go to work, sleepy): "What time is it?"
Me (channeling John Laurens, sleepier): "SHOWTIIIIME!"
Girlfriend: *wordlessly shoves me off bed*

 

Fun story not about romantic relationships: Once my mom's dog tried to wake her up and she accidentally threw the dog against the wall in response.

 

Context - I was huddled in my dressing gown as my girlfriend headed off to work in the morning at absurd-o-clock in the morning.

Girlf: You look like a goblin. (forehead kiss) ....Anyway, I've got to go. Goodbye, sweet goblin.

 

So the Gillfrond sent me a fucking adorable Valentine's Day/birthday letter, and included a columnized list of "who's the (x) and who's the (y)?" stuff for us.

Conclusions reached in this letter:

• She's the Alphys and I'm the Undyne.
• We are both Rose and we are both Kanaya.
• She's the deep-sea diver falling into a mermaid's embrace, and I'm the mermaid in question.
• She's the Sapphire and I'm the Ruby.
• We're both colorful.
• She's the Porrim and I'm the Damara. (HELL YES BEST RAREPAIR <3)
• She's the lowly meme farmer and I'm the Meme Queen.
• She's the Jenny and I'm the Cherry (because "(I) don't like the amigos").
• She's the smol bee and I'm the pretty flower.
• She's the space witch and I'm the sea witch.
• She's the fucking alien and I'm the hot-ass ghost.
• She's Trash-chan and I'm Garbage-chan.

Conclusions reached by me:

• The Gillfrond is too adorable to exist. HOW.

 

The weather is changing around here, which of course means my hands started doing their usual freakout pretty hard, and it snuck up on me until I was just sitting there holding my arms going "ow," completely unable to focus on the steps I needed in order to make things better. @Anomal(eee) patiently walked me through the idea that maybe I should, idk, take my pain meds. It transpires we're out, and we'll need to go to the store. I am getting nearly weepy with the idea, and she says: "It's okay, just type /follow. I've got this."

(She then drove me to the store to get all the pain meds and comfort food.)

 

John: "If I threw a perogy at you, would you eat it?"
Me: "... well, I'd be pissed off, but I might, I suppose."
John: "Okay, if I put a plate of perogies in front of you would you eat them?"
Me: "Probably."
John: "and ... if they arrived at a SLIGHTLY HIGHER velocity ... "
Me: -_-

 

Me: but your cute butt is trapped in a cotton prison!
J: actually it's probably a cotton-polyester mix.

 

Boyfriend, drunk: Babe no don't drink water, you could die of water poisoning. :(
Me: I literally just had a bottle of water. Had exactly enough. Im gonna be okay.
Boyfriend: Okay. Exactly enough is good. Perfect saturation.

 

Long-distance relationship cuteness: in the last few days, twice my partner and I typed the exact same thing to each other at the exact same time (the things being "I love you <3" and "*snugs*") which is so nice to think about because we thought "I love you" at the same time! and then the same thing happened with virtual snuggles!
Also yesterday I told them "you are better than starch" as a genuine way of expressing love and affection.

 

So The Gillfrond posted a selfie that was illegally cute, and I told her as much...

[3/10/2016 9:13:07 PM] Britt: HEHEHE what babe are the Cute Police gonna arrest me
[3/10/2016 9:19:34 PM] amethirst: yes
[3/10/2016 9:19:38 PM] amethirst: and the cute police...
[3/10/2016 9:19:39 PM] amethirst: IS ME

 

Certifiably adorable. Glad to know an esteemed officer of the Cute Police is on the case. :D

 

She is being sentenced to lots of smooches.

(i'm seeing her again in like a week and a half aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!)