shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*confused* The worms are sex toys? Like, he puts them in voluntarily?

I thought you meant the worms had colonized him all on their own.

 

THAT WASN'T ME!!!

BUT IF, HYPOTHETICALLY, THAT WERE ME...

PROBABLY A SLUMBER PARTY WITH UNDYNE. AFTER A COOKING LESSON.

 

You sure that wasn't you? It sounds like the exact type of thing you'd do.

*laughs* I guess you should be more careful at your slumber parties, then. Which, by the way, I've heard you'll be having with her all the time now. Ford gave you Undergrounders all the same room.

 

Yeah You Can Like Buy Them. Apparently Theres A Ton Of Different Kinds? Seriously Just Ask Roadch Or Something.
The Point Of Telling You Was Making Fun Of Sunshines Worm Infested Nook.

 

I think I'll need to have a Talk with Sunshine about this.

(Or, I guess, if I want an answer from someone who actually fucked Sunshine, isn't Sunshine, isn't a kid, doesn't have an irrational platonic hate-on for the guy, and who doesn't want me in their bed, I should ask Ford about this. He'd probably know whether this is a thing to worry about or not.)

 

YES PLEASE ASK FORD.
PLEASE DO IT WHERE A LOT OF PEOPLE CAN SEE HIS FACE.

 

@the author speaks, did Sunshine have a nookworm infestation back when you knew him?

'Cause Chroma is convinced he has one right now, and yeah... does what she's saying have any basis in fact? Like, at all?

(And I'm asking you 'cause I'm worried Sunshine might tell me what I want to hear - that his troll-vagina doesn't have anything bitey in it - instead of the truth in order to get me into bed. Since, well, people do that. Like, "yes, Norm, I will totally set you free after we fuck" or "no, Norm, I don't have any STDs" or "yes, Norm, I loooove you so much" or "no, Norm, I haven't been cheating on you. How on Earth did you get that idea?")

Get him all flustered, you mean?

 

IF EVERYONE GETS TO LAUGH AT MY PORN BOOKS I GET TO LAUGH AT EVERYONE'S TERRIBLE EXES.
AND CHROMA IS OVER-STATING THINGS, REALLY NOOKWORMS DON'T GO MISSING INSIDE THAT OFTEN.
AND THEY USUALLY SUFFOCATE IF THEY DO.

 

*sigh of relief* Thank God! I was really worried for a while there.

Sorry for doubting you, Sunshine!

 

... I MEAN IF ANYONE LOST NOOKWORMS THAT WAY IT'D PROBABLY BE SUNSHINE. ACCORDING TO XENO-SOMMELIERE BLOGGERS YOU SHOULD CHECK WHETHER YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO HIS SLURRY THOUGH. YOU DO NOT WANT YOUR ENTIRE LOWER HALF TO BE A RASH.

 

I didn't even know that was a risk. But now I do, yeah, I should check. And if he's allergic to me, as well.

 

APPARENTLY FUCKING ALIENS IS A LOT HARDER THAN IT LOOKS. CLAIMS THE INTERNET.

 

You know what else is harder than it looks?

 

WOW.
CHEAP JOKE, NORM.

 

Yeah. But I just couldn't resist.

 

Worms...

 

IF YOU'RE CURIOUS YOU CAN ASK?
THERE'S THREE TROLLSLIVING IN THE SAME HIVE AS YOU, TWO OF WHICH ARE LIKELY TO ACTUALLY GIVE YOU AN ANSWER. FORD MIGHT KNOW, DUNNO IF HE KNOWS.
YOUR OTHER OPTION WOULD BE POKING AT PAZ UNTIL SHE GIVES YOU CONTACT OF THE OTHER THREE ALTERNIANS, THE ONES IN GRAVITY FALLS.
THOSE ARE LESS LIKELY TO GIVE YOU A TRUTHFUL ANSWER WITHOUT TRYING TO SELL YOU BULLSHIT THOUGH.

 

bow chika bow wow.

 

Please don't mention worms, they are big and ugly and gross.

 

* that makes sense.
* if their COMPUTERS are bees...
* why wouldn't their "toys" be alive too?
* oh but that'SO WEIRD.