shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

You Made A Robot That Is Too Sexually Attractive For The Internet To Handle I Dont Think You Have Room To Talk About Weird.

 

We'd have some pretty strong words. Some of them might even be in Enochian.

I will not let any murder-drones come near you, buglet. Never ever ever. You are one of my kids.

 

I am not poly in the sexual sense and neither is Lise but I would certainly lie around with our moirails.

I suspect the adults are less inclined to it because we are not all in each other's quadrants. There are over fifty people in the household now. The kids in the pile... are eight people.

 

I thought you loved me, Loreli.

 

No.

But I have been faithfully monogamous with Valiska for 25 years. So I don't know why you think that means anything.

Never ask me a sex question about any ex of mine ever again. The nicest of them builds terror mecha as a method of anger management and you have met the worst of them. I am in a beautiful relationship with a lovely woman who cares deeply for me and for our entire incredibly overextended family and I DON'T NEED TO THINK ABOUT EX SEX.

 

* well i mean.
* i originally made him to kill humans??
* but he doesn't do that! he just entertains!!!
* really... really well?
* ehehe...

 

Pfft. Sex isn't even close to being the difficult part of relationships, regardless of species difference.

 

Species differences just seem to make it easier - I can work my way into the thought processes of any of the Great Houses, but humans? Sigh.

 

He can entertain me really really well anytime he wants.

 

You haven't met the right human. *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

 

*****blush*****

Best kitty.

 

Guess what, @aurumIlluminatrix! @Sunshine's player didn't even know what nookworms are! So, obviously, he doesn't have any. In your face!

 

... I may have met the right Dragaeran.

 

How Is It In My Face That I Know About This But An Adult Who Is Not Appalled By The Fact Reproduction Is A Thing People Do Doesnt Know What They Are.
Headcanons About Trolls: There Are Many. And They Can Be Confusing. And Perverted,

 

So what? When there aren't humans around, he is just dancing on a stage? Man i wish my kinds of humans liked robots that much.

 

I know i have. *smirks*

 

Exes, huh? It's a whole lot of bother. Tom's not so bad, though!

 

Yuo seem too young to have an ex. How old are you really?

 

*pouts* Pap, do you seriously have no opinion about me flirting with Sunshine? Or lusting over Mettaton? *sighs* Like, at all? In the shitposting rave 2, I mean, since you don't know about Sunshine in the Tango yet and the lusting over Mettaton is currently exclusive to this place...

Just yeah... I'm not trying to make you jealous or anything, but... I'd like you to show some interest or something.

 

THERE'S A LOT OF THINGSABOUT EXES THAT ARE NOT-IDEAL BUT NOT-EVEN-EXES ARE WORSE.
YOU KNOW, THE PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY TOTALLY HAVe A CHANCE IF THEY KEEP BUGGING? NOT-EVEN-EXES ARE THE WORST.