Out of context quotes thread

I don't even have context for this, friend was sleeptalking and remembers nothing.

how does a "noncon romcom" even go

 

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/08/the-dolphin-who-loved-me

 

I'd ship that.

 

Spoiler

Is that Toqger?

 

I´m sorry i just had to keep that bit for posterity.

 

I have no idea what this thing you have mentioned is, so no.

 

The idea that there is more than one thing with a dick train is magical to me. What a beautiful world.

 

The thing in question in mine is a super sentai that some of my friends are into. And, uh, here.

Unrelatedly:

 

Spoiler: :o

That's exactly the thing I was thinking of! Ressha Sentai ToQger!

I am now glad and sad. Glad we know of the same thing, sad that there is only one penis train.

 

Well I also have a penis crane if that makes you feel any better.

 

"He was pretty much your everyday anthropomorphic Bison with a minigun."

 

"'You can't retroactively excommunicate me! You're not even from here!'"

 

FoxReplace-ing "feminism" to "necromancy" was a good life decision.