Yahoo Answers (is terrible)

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"I suppose i was"

 

I'm voting for fascia, personally.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascia_(architecture)

 

i love this thread holy shit i can't stop laughing

 

oh mhy goddklghj; the askers's raytinyh ubvkiyhnj

I"M FUCKING DDYING JESUS I JUST WOKE U{ P I WAS UNPREPARED

 

I'm literally tearing up with laughter at "Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall". Reminds me a little of this vine.

 

I have a new favorite thread.

 

I've never laughed so hard at 7am hopy shit

 

here are some pet ones i found:



i'm assuming this has to do with nancy's passing (because everyone in the politics section is having a hayday with it) but it'd be funny if they just wanted to change it randomly



there are a lot of "What dog should i get?" questions so i though this was going to end differently than "potty pads"



please don't give your cat cheesecake even if you aren't a vegan. they will get sick. cheesecake is people food (although i guess it's better than all the people who try and make their cats vegan too).



grabbed this one just for that wild answer.



this whole ask is amazing but my favorite part is that it's in the reptiles section.

 

This is obviously someone who hates paraphyletic groups.

 

i found some crazy shit in science and mathematics:



i think this speaks for itself.



beautiful



this was actually in entertainment but i didn't want to make a separate post for one ask.



another sun destroyer, how fun.



oh dear



there are an absurd amount of people on yahoo answers asking things like this in a "take that ATHEISTS" tone and it never ceases to amaze me (especially since i'm assuming not all atheists give a shit about science and evolution).

 

last few for today:



calm down



poor kid, i hate that rumor. just makes people panic.



THIS IS MY FAVORITE ASK OF ALL TIME i'm so glad i found this today i laughed for like a straight minute.

 

I've had Pool Ducks, they will leave when they are damn well ready. It's harder to deter a duck than you might think.

 

IS KIM KARDASHIAN A HOBBIT HOLY SHIT

 

hobbits popularized contouring, didn't you know?

 

CONFIRMED *guards pool viciously *

 

"let the stale air out occasionally"

 

I'm trying to figure out how a hemisphere can go around the earth. Maybe they're a flat earther. Also "... Or fall" this is a gem in so many ways

 

Do u like podcasts? Here's a podcast.
And here also.

 

"Clitada" sounds like a Pokemon.

 

Wasn't it this one?