Yahoo Answers (is terrible)

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Deresto, Mar 11, 2016.

  1. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

    Head-on: Apply directly to the white cotton underwear. Head-on! Apply directly to the white cotton underwear!

    Not all mermaids have tails, vertebratist scum.
     
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  2. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

    And that is why you artificially inseminate mares. If you're a breeder who dropped half a million on a horse then you should already know this.
     
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  3. Petra

    Petra space case

    It was in the 70s, would the artificial insemination tech be cruder or is it just like...

    -vague turkey baster hand motions-
     
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  4. Ducks

    Ducks 79 Plural Fowl Illuminates The Legendary

    The technology has not progressed. Afaik. Australian here though.
     
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  5. Ouija

    Ouija Nani the fuck?

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  6. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    this is the funniest thing I've ever read
     
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  7. Ducks

    Ducks 79 Plural Fowl Illuminates The Legendary

    I can't get over "help I accidentally build a shelf!?" it even has an interrobang
     
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  8. Ducks

    Ducks 79 Plural Fowl Illuminates The Legendary

    Looks like sound advice to me really.
     
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  9. bornofthesea670

    bornofthesea670 Well-Known Member

    im so glad we have this thread XD
     
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  10. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    I mean, they don't make much sense to me either...
     
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  11. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

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    your category choice is concerning

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    i fail to see how that relates to heart disease

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    what are you expecting to get from posting that on yahoo answers, stanford pines?

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    that really really really doesn't belong in singles & dating

    i mean, unless you're into that

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    and neither does that

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    lol
     
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  12. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    a sampling of answers to "I just f*cked your b*tch with some guchi flip flops?"

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  13. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

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    uh... family

    really???

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    that best answer

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    omfg these two
     
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  14. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

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    By the way, it doesn't. Not that I've tasted piss, but I'm pretty sure urine wouldn't taste like that.
     
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  15. bornofthesea670

    bornofthesea670 Well-Known Member

    pretty sure piss don't taste like much unless you like. eat asparagus or one of those ones that make ur pee smelly. i mean its just pee.
     
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  16. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    actually wrong, apparently if you eat too much protein and fat your pee tastes bitter, like how semen and other bodily fluids are influenced. Conversely Pineapples influence it positively.
    eta: claims the comic on watersports on OhJoySexToy (nsfw webcomic reviweing sex toys and sometimes having smutty side stories and general advice on sex topics!)
     
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  17. Lerxst

    Lerxst salty parabola

    Lost every last bit of my shit at the shelf one. Was that multiple people who accidentally a whole shelf, or does the same person keep trying to build shit and getting shelves?

    I WARNED YOU ABOUT SHELVES BRO

    I TOLD YOU DOG
     
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  18. bornofthesea670

    bornofthesea670 Well-Known Member

    what is it with pineapples man, makes all your stuff taste good. now I'm curious WHY XD
     
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  19. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    i have no fucking idea and at this point i'm questioning whether it's like an urban myth?
    I'm assuming just eating well with as much veggies and fruit as possible will make you taste good.
    Which is desirable for your sexual partner(s), but not in the event of a vampire/zombie/human-eating-aliens apocalypse in whcih case you probably better start chugging that coffee with alcohol in it to make yourself taste like bitter pills *thumbs up*
     
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  20. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    There's something in the way its sugars break down I think. The same basic sweetening function can be gotten with like, a shitload more fruit, but there's something in the particular sugar/protein chains of pineapples that make them particularly good at making you delicious.

    Not sure about veggies though. Excess of dark greens is supposed to make sperm taste like shit, according to my mom (who is ofc a scientific and totally not anecdotal source. :P)
     
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