shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*drops acid*

*acid spills everywhere*

*acid corrodes away the floor*

*acid goes deep into the ground and corrodes away the mole people*

*the Earth is destroyed*

 

have you SEEN most of what's calling itself a god in my universe? i mean I wouldn't say no to Loki, i guess. but otherwise? nothing really my type.
But Thor, man his hair is just. He's a walking L'oreal commercial.
he really electrifies us.
just stop.

 

Well, no...

Loki sounds like a lot of fun.

 

Yeah but... i don't know he seems clingy and i prefer them with great hair.
i heard he fucked a horse once and got pregnant. And the horse is still paying child support.

 

"Any drawbacks to Mister Great Hair the God?" Jame asks. "And what level of God is he? How much is he responsible for?"

 

Yay, are we making macaroni necklaces?

 

Can we all agree that comic book Hawkeye is better than movie hawkeye.

 

Imagine a lightsaber bow. A bow, that launches lightsabers. *laughs maniacly* I have got to make that.

 

I want one now!

Yay, weaponry!

 

his hammer can only be lifted by those who are worthy, apparently?
this is probably not about the hammer in hsi pants.
well we've never seen that hammer. maybe it has glowy shit on it too.

 

I always found that weird about gods. They could get away with bestiality with no repercussions. *flicks away another cigarette*

 

Well I don't have my equipment. PROXY carries around my tools, I could try to get you it next time we meet.

 

bow-chicka-bow-wow

 

I have none. That's the sort of thing my brother has thoughts about. It's some kind of football game, right?

 

okay. so, what are your thoughts on the superb owl?

 

You know there are different kinds of acids, right? You can drop all the citric acid you want and you'll just get ants.

 

@cryptoThelematrix said that I am the Superb Owl.

(and my daughters say I'm the Signless.)

 

So, obviously, I didn't drop citric acid!

 

how is your self-esteem?

 

Could be better. I didn't say I agreed with them. All I know is that there is a superb owl and some people think that I am it. *shrug*

I...have fucked up too much to be the Signless.