Undertale - Pet dogs and date a skeleton!

Kay folks I have:

Bought undertale.

And will not kill goat mom because /no

 

Spoiler

the skeleman is very tired. you experience tiredness through mirror neurons
magic.
*jazz hands*
(i should not post when it's past 2am, unless it's shitposting on purpose)

 

affectionate skeleton nuzzles/headbutts because kissing without lips is hard

source is a blog with a shitton of nsfw stuff so like. click at your own risk

 

I don't know what I just watched. Apparently it's called Flowey's Transformation. Now I am scared shitless. This is not for the feint of heart. this knocked flowey out of my third favorite character spot and is replaced with Undyne.

Spoiler: Your worst nightmare

 

fuckin AWESOME holy shit that video is so carefully and lovingly constructed to scare the shit out of people i think i'm in love

 

Spoiler: pause at right moment

apparently, i heard that if you pause it at the right moment, you can see frisk split when the vines impale them.

Maybe thats me. Also, it was in my recommended. I don't know if that means i am a satist or i watch waaay too much undertale.

 

Spoiler: a few key frames...

 

ok still averting my eyes (just got past Papyrus attempting to stump me with Dr. Alphys' amazing RANDOM VERY HARD PUZZLE GENERATING MACHINE. such puzzle. so difficult. wow.) but:

Here, Papyrus. you've earned this.

 

Oh my god, did he try.

Spoiler: Avert your eyes from this

I look forward to you seeing Papyrus say "WHO KNEW THAT ALL I NEEDED TO MAKE FRIENDS... WS GIVE THEM TERRIBLE PUZZLES AND FIGHT THEM? THANKS HUMAN! YOU'VE TAUGHT ME A LOT." or whatever it is he says after certain endings to the fight.

 

Spoiler: I peeked

Yeah, after accidentally killing poor Goat Mom I've made a firm decision that nobody else dies in this goddamn playthrough. And I've already gathered that befriending the skelebros is a thing that can happen, and I cannot wait to have new bone friends. I love them so much.

(I tried to spare Toriel a few times, she told me to fight or run, I figured maybe if I got her to low health she'd decide I was strong enough to let me go, and then the one time I absolutely did not want to crit... welp. and then I found out if I'd tried to spare her a few more times she would have let me. :( )

And if the game gives me the chance to fight Flowey again... well, yeah, I'll spare him, but I want to give him one swift kick in the stamens first. Fuck you ten thousand times, Flowey.

 

I DID NOT EXPECT THE MUSIC

 

talking rock, talking rock :D :D :D :D :D :D

hello i am a newb but i love this so MUCH

 

okay i wasn't quite aware the extent of how the resets change things (deaths, and the like)

MY HEART

MY HEART

 

i found the source film maker animated version last night

Spoiler: sfm game grumps

 

I think I have a problem. I went to an italian restauraunt today. Seems simple enough until my sister ordered spaghetti. I had to refuse shouting NYEH-HEH-HEH or singing Bonetrousle.

 

Achievement unlocked: Befriend Skeleton
Achievement unlocked: Date Skeleton
Achievement unlocked: Agree Just Being Friends With Skeleton Is Best For Everyone

 

Spoiler

I love these nerds.

 

Spoiler: What if fish people glowed in water

source

 

Spoiler: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh I met Undyne

...for values of "met Undyne" equal to "dodged a lot of spears and hid in tall grass while she manhandled a fanboy. hooooo boy I am officially on her shit list now aren't I

Also went out for burgs with sans and talked about a talking flower (Flowey? ...of course it's fucking Flowey) whispering to Papyrus, which was creepy. Fuck you, Flowey. Leave my skeleton friend alone.

 

Spoiler: major undyne spoilers

Spoiler: no really

I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH

FUCK SENSE FUCK SAFETY

STIR AS FAST AND AS HARD AS YOU CAN

FILL THE PASTA WITH YOUR PASSION

CRANK UP THE HEAT ALL THE WAY