shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

220 years in the future since 2016. Also, who knows what dimension i live in. It sucks.

 

THAT'S WHY I HAVE LIKE TWENTY MOMS.

 

; (

 

I can figure it out, probably. You want to try a different one?

 

Ex

Expect more miracles.

(I need a miracle every day... except I change the lyrics because my miracle is short, not tall, though she is still at least naturally raven tressed and a goddess of the night.)

 

I will never get over what a freaking hippie you secretly are, Poindexter.

 

He lives in a house off the grid with 50 of his closest friends and you are just now figuring this out?

 

Home is where the heart is, I say myself. But it is preferable if you don't leave it lying around.

 

Oh my, 20? That seems a little excessive, doesn't it? or are they just all step-moms?

 

What? a different dimension? I would but Diamond City needs a detective like me. Just last week, a murder happened and I'm still trying to figure out the details. I can't leave my dimension 'til i solved the crime problem.

 

mmph mph. mmph mmmphph mmph mmph mph mmphh.
(Uh-huh. Especially when you have friends to play with.)

 

Says the man whose wife is hanging out with the Condesce?

Wait, no, that's your friend Zacharie.

 

Can you help me find me heart, dear friends? I seem to have lost my heart.

 

... WELL I MEAN THE WHOLE SWARM PARENTS ME, I'M SURE TECHNICALLY I'M ONLY THE CHARGE OF ONE OF THEM.
BUT JELLYFISH KINDA ALWAYS DO THE SWARM THING.

 

Aren't they like... a hive mind, anyway?

 

I know this here, but ah, my friend, you'll see, my self in the tango is still running around quite headless as they say. He's a little crazed with sorrow, as it happens.

 

YES THEY ARE.

 

Are they... meaningfully individuals? I actually have no idea, that's not a sarcastic question.

 

IT'S... WELL NOT QUITE. SORTA? THEY HAVE THEIR OWN THOUGHT-PROCESSES BUT THEY ARE CONSTANTLY IN COMMUNICATION WITH EACHOTHER. THERE AREN'T REALLY ARGUMENTS OR ANYTHING, THEY AREN'T SMART ENOUGH FOR THAT WITHOUT THE WHOLE SWARM'S INTELLIGENCE. BUT THERE ARE MOMENTS WHERE ONE OR TWO OF THEM HAVE A THOUGHT LIKE FIRST, BEFORE THE OTHERS PICK IT UP.
FUNCTIONALLY, FROM OUTSIDE THE SWARM THEY BASICALLY LOOK AND ACT LIKE ONE UNIT. THE INE POINTS OF INNER SWARM HIVEMIND-UPKEEP AND POLITICS IS NOT SOMETHING ANYONE WHO ISN'T RAISED BY JELLYFISH EVEN THINKS ABOUT USUALLY.
I CAN TELL THEM APART, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ASKING BUT I CAN'T MEANINGFULLY EXPLAIN HOW OR WHAT THE DIFFERENCES ARE.

 

See, this most lamentable state of situations is the very reason we supplied her with a spacious residence for herself and food. Until the zones crumbled to unrecognisability it proved most adequate, but as circumstances arose, she absconded.
You cannot possibly lay the onus of preparing for these capricious circumstances on yours truly, I am but an ordinary housecat, and my dear friend Zacharie is but an ordinary item merchant.