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And much joy may you have of h1m, D1sc1ple.

 

*frowns* Well, pretty much how you're expecting him to, I think...

Which... *laughs* is actually exactly what he just said.

 

...if I'm not careful I might get used to people thinking I'm hot. People other than Valiska, even. I like monogamy and I have no desire to share or be shared, but...it is nice to hear.

 

'RATINGS.'
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT...
BUT FOR SOME REASON. THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF WAS APPROVAL RATINGS?
I THINK IT WOULD BE TOO AWKWARD TO DO ANYTHING HERE.
I'M TOO AWARE OF THE HUMANS READING THIS THREAD.

 

*nods* Yeah. It might be. I'm sometimes alright with showing myself off but... not all the time and not if the people I'm with aren't comfortable with it.

And judging from what I've seen from the other folks in here, we'd get disapproval ratings if we got naked in here. Well, maybe not from Deadpool, but yeah... I get the impression that the thread doesn't want to see us fuck.

*laughs* And wouldn't it be annoying if Burt jumped in while we were fucking and started talking about destruction? Like, that would be such a boner killer.

 

I'm an erection-murderer! Yay!

 

Uh, not all of them? Some unicorns are intelligent and some unicorns are intelligent and also heads, and some unicorns are like magical horses.

Duh!

 

You know most people aren't excited about that kinda thing, right?

 

I guess they'd be different in every dimension, like people. I have heard that in some dimensions they look like goats with a single horn too but I never felt like investigating.

Because fuck you, Celestabellabethabelle.

 

No, that's pretty accurate. But you said you've been to Mewni! You never saw Mewnian unicorns? They've got rainbows for teeth and are apex predators!

 

*laughs* Wow. That's such a stupid name. Like Moon Moon times three.

 

In general I prefer to avoid unicorns. If somebody says to me, "hey Ford, do you want to go to such-and-such-place, there are unicorns there," my response is generally, "No, not so much but thanks?"

 

She's a stupid unicorn. It fits her.

 

Awwww, but they're great!

I think you need to meet more unicorns.

 

There's a reason why all Shadows - that is, dimensions - have unicorn stories even if they don't have unicorns. But the farther you get from the original, the more degraded the copy.

 

Thaaaat sounds like an insult to Princess Pony Head.

 

*frowns* Well, it is hard to understand why someone would choose a pony head for their physical form.

Though I wouldn't put trying that past Amethyst.

 

It's her species.

Spoiler: gif

 

... How does that work exactly?

 

I was thinking more of the goats with horns. The Unicorn of Amber is the source of all Order; I'd never insult any of her near Shadows. If I'd thought the others here were talking about unicorns similar to her, I'm the one who'd be taking offense.

(She's actually an ancestor, you see. My grandfather's a shapeshifter.)