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But... how do Pony Heads digest their food? Or go to the bathroom?

 

How do you go to the bathroom?

 

I am a Gem, not an organic being. I am made out of silicon and light, so I do not need to eat and therefore do not need to go to the bathroom.

 

Not all organic beings use sexual reproduction, but most of us do. But...you wouldn't know this, but most organic beings react badly to being questioned about how their genitals look or where they keep them.

I would hazard a guess that they either keep them somewhere in the oral cavity or that they have them at the bottom of what would appear to be the neck, and that if that's the case, the males' genitals are retractible, because I've never seen a pony head's genitals.

 

Well, I have never seen anyone like that on Equestria, so...I'm just as confused as you are.

 

Yes, I wouldn't. I haven't met many organic beings that have confused me in this manner. Most species aren't the detached heads (or other body parts) of another species.

And thank you for hazarding that guess! I was having trouble with Star because, while she was very defensive of her position on their existence, she was not able to explain how it was possible.

*sighs in relief* I'm glad it's not just me.

 

I don't think asking how a species reproduces is racist. There are situations in which it might be rude, but it's not an expression of bigotry.

 

Some people react very badly to scientific curiosity, which is unfortunate. *fistbumps* Science pals forever?

 

Oh, darling, it is definitely not just you. If I saw a disembodied unicorn head and neck floating through the air I'd be quite sure I was having a terrible dream...or that Discord was up to his usual tricks!

How do you keep that adorable pearl diadem on your forehead, though? I can't see a chain or anything? You're so elegant.

 

Spoiler: fictional detached human head being

I have only heard of one other bodiless, living head and I believe he lost his body because of a nasty alien STD.

Science pals forever. *fistbump*

Yes. It would be like seeing the fusion experiments was for my fellow Crystal Gems and I. Yeeeesh...

That Pearl is literally me. My "body" is actually a light projection that comes from it. So I have no problems keeping it on my forehead - except when I disincorporate, of course, though then, it is more like I have trouble keeping my body on my Gem.

 

*Amethyst makes a unicorn body to go with the head, because teasing Pearl is fun but causing nightmares is mean*

 

NO! I EXPLODED HIS BODY WITH ONE OF MY BOMBS!

 

*facepalms* *groans* Guys, you know that's a Doctor Who character, right?

I am surrounded by idiots.

 

I thought you didn't want any swearing or rude gestures in your household.

Clever, clever. Good one.

 

I think i met the Doctor. Who knows, according to PROXY, he changes, so he could look like anyone. He could even be you Norm. But I highly doubt that.

 

@Rarity
*gasps* a pony!!! OOh, she is so beautiful, hehe.

 

Who cares about unicorns, when the most magical of stallions is right here? ; )

 

*pouts* Well, why can't I be the Doctor?

*grins* Yeah. Horse dicks > unicorn horns.

 

Well first of all...*looks at a holopad of notes*
Are you from Gallefrey?
Are a time lord?
And Do you have a item that is bigger on the inside?

 

Well, no. And no.

But that last one's actually a "yes." (Either that or I get smaller when I go into my lamp. I'm not entirely sure, to be honest.)