shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Well, i guess you can't be. Sorry. But you can be a medical doctor. that's different. *tries to lighten the mood*

 

*laughs* It's okay. I just was offended 'cause I got the impression you didn't think I was cool enough to be the Doctor. I didn't actually think I was him, and I'm not really that interested in going into medicine either. (And I'm definitely not cool enough to be Sev, so... *sighs*)

 

He snorts. Unicorns! Ridiculous creatures.

 

WHY STOP AT A LOCKER?
IMAGINE ONE OF THOSE COIFFED WIGS IN A TOILET.
HISTORY'S FIRST SWIRLY.

 

I don't think they had toilets back then, Pap. They used outhouses and holes and the forest back then, instead.

 

I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TOILETS WORK...
BUT IT COULDN'T BE THAT HARD TO MAKE ONE, COULD IT???
OR TO BRING ONE WITH YOU.
WHAT KIND OF TERRIBLE TIME MACHINE DOESN'T LET YOU BRING A TOILET ALONG?

 

Well, you could probably bring along a toilet, but not the plumbing that goes with it. And it'd be probably be heavy to carry.

Or, if I was going back in time, I could just GONG one up. But... I'd have to be careful not to meet myself, since that'd mess the timeline up. (Though that would only be a problem if we were swirlying my dimension's version of Jefferson. If we were swirlying the one, say, from your dimension, Sev's, or Ford's, it wouldn't be an issue.)

 

I GUESS IT WOULDN'T COUNT AS THE FIRST SWIRLY...
IF WE JUST KIDNAPPED THOMAS JEFFERSON AND BROUGHT HIM TO THE FUTURE TO DO IT.
TOO BAD!

MEETING YOURSELF IN THE PAST...
I BET THAT WOULD BE LIKE TRYING TO DEFY A PROPHECY.
EVERYTHING GOES TERRIBLE, THE MORE YOU TRY TO CONTROL WHAT HAPPENS.

 

*laughs* Yep, it wouldn't count.

*nods* *sighs* Yeah. Which is a shame 'cause, honestly, if I could do it without things getting really messed up, I'd tell forty-seven thousand year-old Norm not to join Bill Cipher, that the dorito demon isn't really gonna give him anything he wants.

 

Yes it would! What if you changed his personality and my world was completely different? I might not even exist!

There is nobody who has had dealings with Bill who doesn't want to do that, Norm, nobody. To be honest, you got off pretty lightly. You didn't make a portal for him, surrender a rift to him, end up losing the very thing you wanted him to help you save...or fall for him emotionally.

 

Oh... well. True. But I still wouldn't meet myself if I did it with another dimension's Jefferson, so it wouldn't happen that way.

*sighs* Actually, the third thing kinda happened. I mean, I joined Bill 'cause Julissa gave me my freedom and well, guess what happened when I went and told Bill I was on his side? He trapped me back in a lamp. So...

 

You fell for Julissa emotionally.

That is NOT the same as what happened to Ford.

 

Third thing, Pines, not fourth thing. Lost the very thing I wanted him to help me save - or rather, get.

I thought alchemists could count.

 

THAT'S ARITHMETIC, NOT ALCHEMY.

 

Yet....

 

But surely arithmetic is required for alchemy? Since it's basically magical science or scientific magic. I'm not sure which but I bet numbers are involved.

*is conflicted about whether to hit on Tainell or be upset with him on Sunshine's behalf*

*intellectually understands why Tainell would break up with Sunshine (if you're the Imperator, letting someone whose with Bill in is probably dangerous for your planet) but also feels Sunshine's pain*

*literally bluescreens*

 

ch1ll out. you're already only one l1nk away from ta1nell on the sp1t cha1n as 1t 1s.

 

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FUN GAME.
SIX DEGREES OF TAINELL'S SPIT.

DO I GET A PRIZE FOR BEING TWO LINKS AWAY?

 

*frowns* So, you're saying that you're not upset about him breaking up with you?

Okay...

*smirks* If you think I'm a prize, then, yes.

 

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