shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

1'm upset about 1t, but 1'm ph1losoph1cal about 1t too?

 

*smiles softly* Well, okay... I guess "philosophical about it" is good.

Still, I thought, "don't hit on the ex of the person you're currently fucking" is... like... some kind of social protocol. Like, if Pap and Mettaton EX had had a thing and Metta then broke up with Pap, I'd be a jerk to then hit on Metta.

 

Youre A Jerk One Way Or The Other, Norm.

 

*frowns* That doesn't mean trying to be less of one isn't worth the effort, though.

 

no don't h1t on ta1nell. 1'm not sure 1 even know why but that would be we1rd.

 

Probably 'cause of the social protocol about exes and people that one should or shouldn't hit on that I just told you about?

I don't know where I learnt it from, honestly. TV, maybe... But I think it's a thing.

 

I have to disagree, a chance to score is a chance to score ; )

Nah dude, words like "creepy," "fuckboy" and this are just labels, you should just ignore them ; )

 

People like you are the reason I teach all the frosh at this university martial arts if they want to learn them.

 

See, Norm! It's not just me!

 

I'm a nice guy, you'll change your mind ; )

 

Not likely.

• I've seen your type before and, as I said, there is a reason I teach martial arts to any and all young people I encounter in my life as a professor of alchemy, head of a very large household and co-chair of an interplanetary foundation for lost dimensional travellers and people like you are a big part of that reason.
• I'm what is called a grey ace, which is to say that I experience sexual attraction for a very, very very limited number of people.
• The number of people I've actually seriously wanted to act on it with is one.
• We've been married for twenty-five years.

So kindly fuck off.

 

It's not just you.

Hit on my wife and I will hit you in a way that you will not enjoy. I promise. No matter how kinky you are, I will make sure you don't enjoy being properly punished for hitting on my wife. Nobody is allowed to hit on my wife unless she wants them to and she would absolutely tell me if she did.

 

BARK! :p

 

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((reminder that the rules of this thread do not allow physical confrontations between characters if the players don't want to go there.))

ETA This and the next several spoilered posts were an OOC discussion that might have been better held in PM. Spoilered due to OOC conflict.

 

Spoiler: don't read this, it's an ooc argument that shouldn't have happened on thread

((this player does not particularly want to go there either, but this player also plays the wife and she doesn't want to be hit on--and frankly Ford will cause you more pain but Valiska will kill you deader))

 

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((character motivations are irrelevant. if the players choose their characters aren't in the same physical space, they're not in the same physical space. feel free to have your characters threaten aaron, but they're empty threats. if it's too annoying seeing aaron post in this thread, then cease responding to that character or use the ignore command.))

 

Spoiler: don't read this, it's an ooc argument that shouldn't have happened on thread

((this is confusing, I just said I don't want to go there either, also, people threaten each other here all the time but I actually get warned in a public post??? what makes you think I know the rules less than any of the other people who threaten each other here))

 

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((you said "i don't want to go there but", implying that you don't WANT to go there, but WILL go there if you have reason to. did i misunderstand?))

 

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((It may be so. I am aware it's not actually possible here.

I'm still not sure why I got warned in the first place when nobody else ever does.

I also would be surprised if Aaron insisted on hitting on her after her comment, let alone Ford's.))

((ETA: also hitting on her after her comment would constitute IC sexual harassment; there's probably not a rule against that, but it still isn't cool to do to someone whose player has expressed a desire not to play that way either...justathought))

 

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((I'm sure you're not the first I've reminded of this rule. When I'm around for IC threats, I jump in to remind people before anyone types that their character punches the other. Unfortunately, I am not an AI, and not online all the time. Not yet. ))

I will be surprised if Aaron doesn't keep hitting on her, because it's Aaron. Norm has nothing on Aaron.

If you have suggestions for how I could reword the reminder, so that people see it as a reminder and not a warning, I would take notes and use them in the future.))