Let us tell you about Homestuck

I ship
are you ready for this
Vriska/Kanaya/Rose/Terezi

 

nah
gotta kill it
sorry
it's a clearance sale on happy ships
everything must go

 

wait i thought i already made a free will thread

WELL. FUCK. WE'LL JUST LEAVE IT AT "Aondeug doesn't believe there is agency to take away from Jade because there was never any agency to begin with but at the same time predetermination is also bullshit and homestuck cosmology is weird so EH". Yes. Fuck agency battle. We had agency battle already.

 

okay i cant stand jasprose
but im pretty excited about davepeta

 

The poly ship of my dreams is Rose/Porrim/Aranea by the way. Rose also has a thing going on with Kanaya in this scenario but Porrim wants none of this and Kanaya will fuck Aranea never. NEVER. EVERRRRR.

(though she will and already has because paradox space)

 

I am so close to caught up guys
this is exciting as fuck

 

S TEREZI REMEMBER
HERE I COME

 

Wow you got caught up fast!

 

spring break here, but yeah
heh

 

Spoiler: upd8 ide/theories

...So does this mean my theory that the timelines will eventually merge somehow is semi-confirmed?

 

PUNS

 

Now I'm emotional thanks Jesse and also Hussie

 

motherFUCKER

 

Now I want to know how Dirk and Damara would get along.

 

Dirk and Caliborn seem to get along alright, as far as Caliborn can tell.

 

Damara and Meulin dont have any pre-existing problems as far as I can remember

 

Does "knowing a Makara" count as a pre-existing problem? Because I suspect it does.

 

*BURSTS INTO THREAD* I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

I actually do wanna know what Damara's relationships with Kurloz and Meulin are like. Probably fucked up, because of course they are, but I wonder how they feel about each other?

 

Jesse ... Hussie ... they rhyme. IT'S A SIGN