shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

* who thinks of love stories... and thinks SHAKESPEARE??
* old plays have nothing on anime.
* i could really rec you some good stuff.
* has undyne mentioned mew mew kissy cutie??
* it. is. the. BEST!!!

 

*slowly raises hand*

 

Call me a sucker for the classics, but i have to agree with Stanford.

 

I love anime, like pokemon, One piece, Dragonball Z, pokemon. But i never heard of mew mew kissy cutie before. Sounds like a cat show. I have to add that to my watch later. Maybe Simmons will watch it with me. He likes anime, too.

 

hi I'm Aaron, Can I tell you about my rock hard abs that are totally like- OH MY GOD @Norm the Genie WHAT THE FUCK are you doing on the ground writhing in pain? ; )

 

Nothing, Aaron... just ignore me... I'm not... pregnant.

 

OH MY GOD NORM, W-WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU? ; )

 

I'm... I'm lying.... I am pregnant.

 

W-WHAT? ; )

H-HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?? ; )

WHO'S THE FATHER??? ; )

 

The father... I can't tell you, Aaron.

 

B-B-BUT THEN, who's the baby? ; )

 

The baby, Aaron... is you.

You're the baby.

All the babies.

All of them.

 

NOOO, NORM ; )

 

NOOOOOOO ; )

 

We have to get you to a horspital ; )

 

are you serious tho, What are you saying? ; )

 

Aaron, I guess the only way you can understand is shitposting.

 

We love her. We love all of them.

I'm barren like intergalactic space. I've been with this man for 25 years and had 49 seasons and never once caught more than the cold he had that one time. We put it out of our minds until recently, when Ford's cousin, who is this incredibly brilliant physician, said maybe he thought he can fix me. Or rather, un-fix me, I guess.

But I love that boy and all four of those girls as much as I would if I'd borne and nursed them myself.

 

...you do know trolls don't work that way, r1ght?

 

Also Jane Austen.