Things that are currently annoying you

My left foot seems to be unable to handle cold of any kind :( It is currently hurting like a little bitch, just because the foot itself is freezing

 

Uteruses.

 

I thought I had slept off yesterday's bug but nooooo
Exhausted half an hour into my 6-hour shift, staying upright mainly through DETERMINATION. ugh.

 

Body: hey bro sorry about the whole "chest cold followed immediately by awful allergy shit" thing

Me: So we're done being sick for a while, right?

Body: um

Me: what the entire damn hell do you mean "um"

Body: we sorta brought your stepdad's stomach bug home

Me: WTF MAN

Body: it's just a little one! You'll feel mostly ok other than the minor aches. oh, and the barfing.

Me: You fucking dick.

[later]

Stomach: gonna hurl again

Me: Ugh, fine. *gets up* *sits on bathroom floor and waits*

[half an hour later]

Me: look, if you're going to do the thing, do the thing

Stomach: lol I was just fuckin w/you bro

Me: *goes back to bed*

[an hour later]

Stomach: gonna hurl again. 4real this time.

Me: ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu. *gets up* *sits on bathroom floor and waits*

*half an hour later*

Me: are you fucking serious

Stomach: lol shit bro I can't believe you fell for it again

 

I finally got the 4th dwarf scroll in the skull dungeon and had gotten home all safe and sound, only to have my computer crash just before the game saved.

 

*climbs up on table* *holds megaphone to lips* *takes deep breath*

NEWSLO. IS. A. GOD DAMN. SATIRE SITE.

See that button that says "show facts?" Click that button. Everything that is actualfax true will be highlighted in yellow. Is the thing you're losing your shit about highlighted in yellow? Then it's true! But please FFS go find a reliable source to share.

Is the thing you're losing your shit about NOT highlighted in yellow? THAT MEANS IT'S FUCKING FAKE, STOP FREAKING OUT ABOUT IT ALL OVER MY FACEBOOK FEED

*hops off table*

for the unaware: Newslo wants to be the Onion when it grows up. It is a really poorly-executed satire site that mixes facts with made-up shit that's just barely plausible enough to slip past way too many peoples' bullshit detectors. There's a big red "show facts" button but like 90% of the Internet doesn't bother to click it and just loses its goddamn mind about the made-up shit. They have almost fooled me a couple of times. They fool people on my Facebook friends list on the regular. Most of them learn after I hold their hand and walk them to the "show facts" button the first time. Some of them do not and keep posting Newslo shit as if it's actual news. I hate that fucking site so much.

 

One of my roommates just put a bunch of stuff in the washing machine on the spin cycle and it was super-unbalanced and made a noise another roommate described as "like Satan was trying to enter our reality through the washing machine."

 

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I checked my online bank account yesterday because I was surprised my rent hadn't left the account even though I was pretty sure I'd set up a transfer: no payment under the scheduled list. I made a manual transfer. This morning I woke up and checked again. Both my manual and scheduled payments have gone through and I'm tossed straight into my student overdraft. So apparently my bank removes any reference to payment from my account the day before it takes the money which is a terrible feature designed solely to fuck with me.

 

I don't waaaannna go to work at 8 in the morning

 

Two words: my mother.

 

I hate that I've been dead tired for a week and I feel like a zombie but for some reason I'm still up at 12:30am at night checking the forums.

 

Dear Dudebro:
Don't play your shitty music in the library
Sincerely,
The person who's just trying to finish their last-minute homework without crying

 

I caught Giantrobotitis and none of my friends understand why I'm screaming about Giant Space Robots at six in the morning.

 

@Loq For a second I thought that said giant robo titis and I was much more confused.

 

Dear Car Driving people of the world: If I am on the top floor of my apartment building (the 3rd floor, so the fourth for Americans) and my eardrums are shaking because of your bass, IT IS TURNED UP TOO LOUD.

Stupid people.

 

@Snitchanon
No.
>:[

 

@Snitchanon
Snitch yes, Imo no.
Have your robo titis, but keep them away from me. :l

 

I'm not much into robots, but I think Snitch might be onto something with the Giant and Titis thing.

and on topic: people who stop at a crosswalk because the crossing light is on - and then roll over the crosswalk so we have to walk out into traffic to get around them when they could see from the bright high vis tape on Grim's cane and my safety sleeves that we were there.