I mean... tbh that would be the ideal outcome. If my writing skill didn't decay exponentially as cast size increases, I would totally write it. On the other hand, I'm pretty sure 'orgy' is a kink bingo category, so maybe I should really just go for it
Okay, you know what? FUCK. THIS. NOISE. Anyone on here, please feel free to hit me (here or tumblr) with prompts for cywhirlgate and all its component ships. I am sick of Rhett not being able to to handle other people writing (accurate) fic about his faves, and I am sick of him trying to assert ownership over them. I want to fill my blog with these three nerds being super sweet on each other. If he's going to make pissy posts every time someone represents their characters better than he could ever hope to, then he's going to be making a lot of pissy posts, that's all I'm saying. I'm also trying to block out the structure for some ship meta for them, so if anyone can think of any territory they'd like me to cover, also please feel free to let me know.
oh man oh man oh man i am going to TAKE YOU UP ON THIS SOMETIME SOON, as soon as i collect my Feelings and organize them into Thoughts with Structure Ohhhhhh man
... please do singing lessons. I'm not even joking. I'd love you forever. Just Cyclonus trying to teach either/both of them to sing, in old cybertronian and maaaaaaaaaybe the whole thing devolving into Spoiler: nsfw "i wonder what would happen if you did that gutteral vibratey passage around my Spike"
Done and done I'm working on some schmoopy megarod that I want to finish first, to at least pretend that I write a variety of ships, and then I am all over this. Tailgate genuinely trying to learn how to sing, Whirl being an adhd distraction, possibly also some stuff about empurata taking some of his vocal structures with it (I've seen some cool headcanons for that), and Whirl prodding them both with silly come-ons. Might not get to the explicitly sexy bits, since I try to keep these things at a reasonable length, but there will certainly be Implications, and I'm definitely going to get it done before I go to sleep.
How about Tailgate and Cyclonus asking Whirl to be traid conjunx endura with them or Whirl getting sparked up and being confused that they want him and the newspark?
YES OH MY GOD, HE'S AMAZING And I love Breakdown too, and Bulkhead is precious and adorable, and this Ratchet is flawless, and oh my goddddddd, THIS SHOCKWAVE, I DIE ahem I mean it's a very good show and if you want to blog about it here, I am more than happy to yell loudly about it
I AM HAPPILY FLAPPING MY HANDS AND I AM LIKE TWO PARAGRAPHS IN AAAAAAAAh AHHHH THIS IS SO CUTE AND THEN IT GOT SAD AND THEN IT GOT REALLY CUTE AGAIN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SPOCK
