btw: i got halfway through episode 1 of tfp last night before the human protagonist-induced second hand embarrassment became TOO STRONG. i'm gonna try and power through it now. wish me luck
jack! i got over it (that's a lie, i'm not over it, i'm so embarrassed for him) but BEE IS SO CUTE OH MY GOD and also breaking news: arcee is a babe and i am Very Gay. will keep you all updated on future developments
PICTURED: MY SEXUALITY Spoiler: big i SQUEALED out loud and gasped "oooOOH SHE'S SO BIG" i can't kinkshame ray anymore, this is AWFUL
okay okay okay i'm gonna take a page out of ivy's book and liveblog it from the halfway point on Spoiler: tfp 1 first off: apple confirmed for useless bisexual, arcee confirmed for babe bumblebee is the cutest fuckin robot i have ever seen in my LIFE and i LOVE HIM RATCHET'S SCOFF GIVES ME LIFE and miko is a cutie pie.... i have no opinions yet on the small floppy child.... We Will See is that. is that soundwave..... darling where's your face...... .................huh. i don't know exactly what i was expecting from megatron, voice-wise, but it was... not that.... NEXT EPISODE
EPISODE 2 Spoiler: tfp 2 oh okay that's a bit more "megatron" now also: baby got back starscream...... your sass seems.... imprudent...... ....ruh-roh i do not see this going anywhere good.... also 'dark energon' come on now you can do better than that..... now we will have.... dark cliffjumper.... i love this ratchet very much. very very very much SO MUCH HOLY SHIT optimus "hot dad" prime living up to his name so far, i expected nothing less. also. him.. big. so far we have one (1) robo sex joke. i will be keeping track oh damn bye dark cliffjumper i'm so glad that ratchet is a grouchy old man with an attitude in every universe... i'm so glad... ahhh of course. the tiny child is a Magic Hacker. still no strong opinion on bulkhead but i am optimistic "maximum overdrive" is that a thing, or are you just gonna drive throug the - yeah youre just driving through. "maximum overdrive" ...... oooh miko noooo.. BEEEEEEEE is SOOOO CUTE wait so the little kid isn't jack's brother? why is jack friends with a cabbage patch kid "i'm sixTEEN mom i'm not A KID ANYMORE" oh my sweet summer child.... ... what the fuck this megatron is an idiot, give me back mtmte megatron, give me back my old man on a scooter ah and now we have a Tiny Evil what time is it. it's 11. alright ONE MORE EPISODE
Spoiler: TFP 3 the verdict is in, bulkhead is a Good. the little kid is getting on my nerves and i do not anticipate the situation changing any time soon unfortunately ratchet.................. i love you........... ah i can tell that is a decepticon ship because it is pointy. and if i know anything about bad guys, it is that they are pointy aha yes i knew it i'm so good at this game. ok nvm ...gettinf hard to type, cat has colonized arm diagra,m to follow he has still not moved even though ive been fukcing around in paint.net for like 15 minutes all is lost
Spoiler: exRiD 33 OH NO Wheeljack just woke up and Starscream is so genuinely happy oh my god I'm not equipped to handle this. Oh my god. I need more of Starscream being happy, I need it like burning, priority number one starting tomorow is writing some happy Starscream fic because I am going to DIE if I don't get another hit of this drug.
I had to put my tablet on the charger and I should probably sleep, so I'm stopping at 21. Spoiler That sure was a lot of stuff that happened! I'm still processing it all. There was a letter at the end of 17 or 18 that was written post 15 that was basically like 'I am canceling my subscription and looking at 16 in the comic shop, if Ultra Magnus dies for real I will just be too sad to continue' and I was like, friend I feel you so hard right now. I really, really don't know what to think about the whole Minimus deal (except to say that I find his mustache truly unfortunate) and that I was kind of disappointed that they went for the same plot point twice. Cyclonus gave me all the feels during this arc though, ugh. His fucking kuudere self is just KILLING ME. I also get the sense that there is so much worldbuilding and back story to EVERYTHING that I'm missing, which of course there is because there's so much comic I skipped, but it was kind of frustrating during this arc, more than normal for some reason. Idk, maybe I'm just tired. I'M SUPER GLAD MY BABIES ARE OKAY THOUGH.
Spoiler: MTMTE 33 Actually, Megatron can miniaturify himself! So Megatron could himself be one of the three mini-cons in a trenchcoat!
i love that people reply to my post about 3-minicons-in-a-coat!Megs with spoilers for issues i haven't gotten to yet It makes me scared for how much i'm accidentally making inappropriate jokes about megatron getting cut in three or something.
Spoiler: mtmte 32 I hate it so fucking much when the issues have title that make me fear for all my faves. Why does this one have to be named "Slaughterhouse"? please don't literally demonstrate hot to do thirds on Megatron. holy shit what is even happening awww nautica AWWW NAUTICA NO woah guys i mean i get it but you're really trying to make megs the scapegoat for EVERYTHING aren't you? Megs. Made Of chill. I am so impressed by him. It's really kind of incredible. I love Nautica so fucking much STORMY. SHE CALLS HIM STORMY. MY HEART! "I wanted to amke him hurt me, you see -- because when he hurts others he hurts himself." you two are so bad for eachother with this pining bullshit just admit to your spades crush i can't believe this nonsense holy shit megs you are making me so sad D: JESUS MARIA AND JOSEPH CAN WE STOP WITH THE SURPRISE!CORPSES? huh? HUH? OHHHHH this is smart the panels are out of order because time bullshit! stop showing me my faves dead (also nightbeat calls Tailgate a "kid" here but nightbeat is also SUPER FUCKING OLD from what i've gathered so EHHHHH) shit man that is some acute analysis there Getaway shit man that's pretty awful. ... yeah wait a second if this is future lost light this is obviously from a timeline where things were different and they didn't take certain people on board and apparently Overlord didn't manage to break out and murder people? HOLY SHIT HOLY HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH GOD OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE IT THAT REWIND'S ACTUALLY COMING BACK AND WON'T BE SENT TO THE OTHER TIMELINE AGAIN AFTER THIS OHHHHHHH FUCK I'M CRYING AGAIN
