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That's a tricky square to make. If we start with Feferi <3< Eridan, that necessitates Aradia <3< Sollux, or at least one other troll in this clade.

 

....I also just realized that I kind of ship Aradia <3< Feferi, which. welp.

 

Help I'm poly shipping Eridan <3< Feferi <3< Aradia

 

.....good

 

I've been writing their transition/first time to hard spades forever I just hit writer's block but YES HOLY SHIT THEY WOULD BE SUCH GOOD SPADES

UGH. Just. FUCK. HE WOULD BE HER STRONG AND VICIOUS RIGHT HAND, THE IRON FIST IN HER VELVET GLOVE, SHE WOULD BE HIS MERCY AND HIS SELFLESSNESS

THEIR WEAKNESS IS THE OTHER'S STRENGTH AND IF THEY WOULD JUST HATEFUCK ALREADY THEY WOULD MAKE EACH OTHER STRONGER

*wheezing*

Okay basically just listen to "This Probably Won't End Well" by All That Remains in the frame of mind that it's Eridan seeking Feferi out for forgiveness and then...

"Packing your things and you storm through the house/Said, "No, I can't take it, I just wanna end it"/And all I can think's 'You look good when you're angry'/
So, let’s take a step back and get us back on track/Mistakes that I made are the gifts that keep giving"

hnnnnnnnnnng

 

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
this is such a good ship

 

I would just like to thank everyone here, especially @chaoticArbiter, for breaking three months' of writers block and now depriving me of sleep. I might finish this fucker tonight.

 

you are very welcome! mostly for the sleep deprivation part.

 

I thought it was made pretty unambiguous when Jasprose told Nepeta Karkat was already involved with someone in the flushed quadrant? I mean, it's not an explicit "Dave<3Karkat is a canon ship that is canon", and I guess people could miss it or fanwank that Jasprose is wrong, but it at least seems clear that yes, they are indeed supposed to be in a <3 relationship.

 

I don't see why Fef can't be fat, because, as mentioned in other threads HAVE YOU SEEN SEALS/DOLPHINS/ETC?!?!

I have an unshakeable headcanon of Feferi With Thunder Thighs because look at every Olympic swimmer ever. SKULLCRUSHER THIGHS AND ROCK SOLID GLUTES EVERYWHERE.

Karkat has the plushest rump but you could bounce a boonbuck off Feferi's. *mic drop*

 

I mean. she swims basically all the damn time, right? she'd....kind of have to have skullcrusher thighs and rock solid glutes. and some chub to keep her warm.

 

I remember people pointing out all kinds of reasons that made total sense, and even just the simple "because I fucking felt like it" and every reply would be different flavors of bullshit about her being athletic which for some reason = skinny in their minds.

tho also:

personal headcanon: Dave has the flattest ass of the StriLondes, has brought shame to family.

 

*slaps large red HEADCANNON ACCEPTED stamp on this*

Oooooo that should be a forum emoticon

 

you're right, it should be. lemme go draft something

 

concept image, though i still want to fudge up the edges some more and make it transparent:

Spoiler: headcanon accepted cannon stamp

 

It's beautiful. *u*

 

some slight adjustments to make it more centered and make the font bigger. how's it look? anything you'd like changed, or should I stick it in the emote request thread?


[eta a section for me to compare a few different brightness/value choices in the two color schemes]

Spoiler

 

I'd say it looks good to me!

 

I like the darkest red

 

I really, really don't ship Eridan and Feferi in any qudrant because I have Real Life Experience with someone who thought I friendzoned them and it was Bad Shit but lesse what do I have here:

• Feferi<3Sollux
• Sollux<>Aradia
• Aradia<3Eridan

...Nope that's it sorry. :T

IIRC the wank started off because someone somewhere decided fat Fef was originally a porn thing (it wasn't) and that made all fat Feferis ever fetishizing and Dirty(tm).