Spoiler: exRiD 37 ..........kind of shipping Galvatron and Arcee now. These are two bots that can definitely appreciate some delicious ultraviolence together. Also, Thundercracker gives me life
Spoiler: mtmte 40 TAILGATE'S GOT A HOVERBOARD <3 AW SWERVE poor guy he deserves better. I sure hope stormy apologized for that. "I failed the Ambus Test" omg MORE COURT DRAMA YUSSSSS is that a joke about the wall color, Brainstorm? (also holy shit he looks weird without his faceplate. but good weird? he is kind of handsome.) oh. Nautica just totally stomped out angrily. shit. riptide you dork at least he admits he's a terrible double agent .... yes thank you perceptor. BUT YES HE GETS TO STAY SADFACE ABOUT NAUTICA THO oh megs you are hiding. That's what that is. :( *narrows eyes* getaway. getaway you are totally fucking lying ur ass off about cy there also he's encouraging him to drink on a headache? *narrows eyes MORE* ratchet you ball of snarrrrrk aww Nauts D: ratchet... what are you doing...? are you always meddling this much? hahaha ratchet is tsundere about being a friend to people :P of COURSE Tailgate has two hoverboards AWWWW TEN AWWWWWWW HOW CUTE oh man now i'm getting some really uncomfy vibes re developemental disability with Ten and the Ambus test :/ OHHHHH MY GOD I'M HAVING TEARS IN MY EYES THAT'S SO CUTE OH MY GOD TEN IS MY NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO HOM OH WHAT A DARLING SFGHJGFDSDFHJHGFDSDFGJK VFDDBHSJIK AHHHHHHHHHJKLÖ OH MY GOD THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST TING TO EVER HAPPEN TEN AND MAGNUS ARE THE CUTEST That's mean though i bet Megs' poetry is fucking awesome ratchet you just had to make it a poem huh? (I think i know what's on Magnus' datapad :P) STORMY AND NAUTS BONDING IS MY FAV THING OH OH MY GOD RACTHET i mean i'm super glad for first aid but :( i was enjoying ratchet's snark so much. (what will all these silly nerds DO without his snark of guidance?) now i'm happysad. Like i'm sad that Ratchet leaves but I'm happy he said goodbye properly and helped people out and made sure everyone was gonna be okay without him there. also the thing with the case being brought to megs is troubling. MEEEEEEGS YOU BE GOOD >:I
So a) that OP vs Megs catfight over Rodimus is definitely a thing that needs to happen and b) I realized that while Tailgate/Cyclonus/Whirl is like, my flasgship now, Rodimus is my fave. Why? Daddy issues. Which is so fucking typical of me I'm not even sure why I'm surprised by this realization but. There it is. There's my trash son and his need for approval from authority figures.
Totally happening. In fact, in the process of happening right now! :DDDD I've got two paragraphs so far, but then I got distracted by going to see what the fandom does with aft sex, but now I'm back on track, hopefully. It's going to be delicious to write, there is so much incredibly loaded emotional stuff to fit in here.
an update: my local comic shop has let me down in a terrible way. the only TF shirts were: one (1) ladies shirt: black, clingy, emblazoned with "I ♥ the Autobots" in bright pink and white, except the heart was actually the autobot symbol. three (3) men's shirts: two shirts that were supposed to look like optimus and Megatron's chestplates, respectively, and one neon green monstrosity with shockwave kind of hanging out in the middle of it, surrounded by neon splotches of colour. so i continue not to have a transformers shirt. but one of the girls working there was nice, so that's cool.
PREVIEW PARAGRAPH. Because I am literally the worst person ever at handling delayed gratification. But I've got a thousand words and the sex is still barely started, and this is going to be long enough to be its own standalone story Spoiler: nsfw optimus/rodimus/megatron So this is pretty much everything you’ve ever dreamed of. You’re pretty sure you’ve been wanting this forever. Or, okay, logically, you’ve been wanting half of this situation for maybe like… a year, tops. But right now you’re in Megatron’s lap, with his spike sinking into your aft, and your legs are spread wide around his thighs, and Optimus Prime is right there in front of you with his hands resting on your knees, and you honestly can’t remember a time when you didn’t want this so badly you could die.
JOYOUS SHRIEKING Also man, that sucks apple. Our comics shop is a bit hit and miss too, but we might swing by there this weekend and see if they've got anything. It's always the worst going in knowing that there might not be anything but being horrifically disappointed anyhow.
Spoiler: DC 9 I intended to read the rest of DC before posting again but Dark Cybertron 9 was so. Fucking. Good. I loved everyone in it. RODIMUS. STARSCREAM. OPTIMUS PRIME. METROPLEX HOLY SHIT, THAT SMIRK. Also that sounds really ominous, Shockwave. I think I have it out of my system now.
Spoiler: mtmte 41 Firestar is the babest babe to ever babe hooooooo mama Nautica seems exceptionally moody in recent issues :o i wonder what ehr problem is? "The sensuous Frame"? um? OH MY GOD NAUTICA NAUTICA YOU GOOF YOU PRECIOUS LIGHT OF MY LIFE Swerve you fucking nerd IT'S TEH WE'VE ACHIEVED SOMETHING PARTY YESSSSS Rodimus that is inappropriate. you are inappropriate. i love u also Megatron facepalming in the background while rodimus shows off just how much of a petty little shithead he is about Thunders is perfect "Because I'm gonna plan you into the ground." rodimus that sounds like innuendo. No really. Firestar continues to be more of a babe than anyone else "About To be taken from us too soon" omg Rung, Nautica, Nightbeat and Cyclonus are the uncool kids that sit next to the party and don't dance, got it. TAILGATE TRIES TO MAKE CY DANCE <3 Nauts makes the best faces "Naught Nautica"? omg ouo Amica Endura? Is that liek..... moirails? sort of? it seems to be like a "Best-Friends-But-Soulmates" thing from terminology structure ohhh man. I was so excited for this ship but they don't really... they don't seem to get along too well, huh? oh man velocity is also a babe so many cute lady bots Aww Nautica Oh. OH. Does... does ravage have an anxiety disorder? is that why he's always hiding? holy shit that's metal thunderclash Nightbeat and Getaway are mean to ravage :( (also nightbeat is a nerd :P) OH GREAT ANOTHER WEIRD PLAGUE
Oh hey, just for kicks, check out the ugliest possible way to draw Jhiaxus Why does he have a robot philtrum? Why does he have robot boogers? True facts, I retained effectively nothing from this story arc, because I just could not get over how ugly everyone was (especially Cyclonus. He's so handsome (it's a very gaunt handsome but still) and I feel like this artist had to actively try to make him so... not-handsome)
Spoiler: 50 I hold firm in my belief that Getaway was just shooting people with that nudge gun all over the place. Not even trying to hide it. Like, "oh no, someone saw me nudge gun Tailgate? Guess what...there's a blank in here for you too my buddy my pal! Bomp. You get amnesia, you get amnesia - everybody gets amnesia! /accidentally punches someone instead of bomping them/ Uh shit, forget that happened."
Spoiler: mtmte 42 Skids and Nautica dancing is literally everything to me. Nautica you beautiful ray of sunshine. "She's your best friend? No one told your body language..." yeah exactly. oh my god is she basically dating Firestar so neither of them will get ostracized? boo THSI SOUNDS AWFUL YOU POOR DARLINGS D: i hope they find a socially acceptable way to break up so they can be with people they like more bc seriously???? They aren't making eachother happy i think :/ OH MY GOD EW THUNDERCLASH IS SO COOL (im sorry rod) awww lotty and nauts are cute Firestar is a lying liar :O "they feed on admirable character traits" that is a neat concept and i love that the things have a punny name :D RODIMUS AND MEGS!!!! wait are they collapsing bc these two have terrible personalities? is that what's implied here? bc i hate to inform you but for all his faults Rod is still a shining light of optimism AHH okay no they "Overdosed" on charisma lmao i can live with that, rods is very charismatic <3 I don't think Rodimus wants Thuders on board Magnus :') OH NAUTS even when she breaks up with you you worry about HER holy shit you angel AWWWWW OMG THAT HUG they are cute DANCE PARTY WOOOOO OH NO MY HEART oh he WAS GOING TO DANCE WITH TAILGATE OH FUCK FUCK YOU GETAWAY
I caught up on mtmte D: anyone know the update schedule? (I. I actually know the meaning of shipping now. I don't think I've been this excited about fictional relationships ever. Thank you based robots.)
