Out of context quotes thread

[4/5/16, 8:05:57 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: Dave makes a good point
[4/5/16, 8:06:00 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: What do we vote?
[4/5/16, 8:06:18 PM] Wes: KILL COMMIES
[4/5/16, 8:06:32 PM] Wes: that's a good idea, right?
[4/5/16, 8:09:00 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: Well, its a vote
[4/5/16, 8:10:38 PM] Dave: i vote against democracy
[4/5/16, 8:11:17 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: goddammit this is why we have to abolish directions like up and down and right
[4/5/16, 8:11:26 PM] Wes: and left!
[4/5/16, 8:11:30 PM] Wes: we must eat our own!
[4/5/16, 8:18:38 PM] Bel: how about no
[4/5/16, 8:31:51 PM] Dave: I vote to abolish abolishing things
[4/5/16, 8:32:18 PM] Wes: now that's just excessive
[4/5/16, 8:33:33 PM] Dave: i vote to put all of our voting power into excessiveness
[4/5/16, 8:33:43 PM] Wes: //pokes
[4/5/16, 8:37:49 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: I vote for banning voting and a return to decision-making by dice roll
[4/5/16, 8:40:17 PM] Dave: i second that, but would like to add to the motion a motion against ordinal numbers and a motion against adding things to other motions

 

"God damn it, E-rated universe."

Spoiler: context

From an RP conversation about N from Pokemon not knowing swearwords.

 

And another -

"Friends not only is Pikachu fursuit vore occurring, it is occurring in your national capital."

Context is me realizing that this was taken on the DC metro.

 

Spoiler

Watching Critical Role from the beginning for the first time and it is just a gold mine of excellent out of context quotes.

 

Going through a text log of my week-long bingeread...

 

[4/7/2016 12:01:15 AM] Angel Dumpster: You were always a dog
[4/7/2016 12:01:18 AM] Angel Dumpster: Just a dog wearing a shirt

 

A Tumblr friend of mine once suggested the existence of an eldritch god named Maybelline that occasionally blesses warlocks with access to its powers, and grants them unnaturally smooth, clear skin. So when a beautiful stranger comes to town, people can't help but worry, "Maybe they're born with it, but maybe..."

 

[4/7/16, 8:02:24 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: No yeah dave has been going around yelling how physical sex is a societal construct and penises are not literally real
[4/7/16, 8:02:32 PM] Bel: has he?
[4/7/16, 8:02:34 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: "They're just not real", he says.
[4/7/16, 8:02:39 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: "Show me a dick! You can't!"
[4/7/16, 8:02:40 PM] Bel: do i need to punch him into reality again
[4/7/16, 8:02:43 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: "See! Not real"
[4/7/16, 8:02:51 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: To be fair, nobody has show him their dicks
[4/7/16, 8:02:56 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: So he might actually be right
[4/7/16, 8:03:00 PM] Bel: i would iF I HAD ONE
[4/7/16, 8:03:08 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: you just can't prove dicks exist, bel
[4/7/16, 8:03:13 PM] Bel: nooooooooo
[4/7/16, 8:03:13 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: it just can't be proven
[4/7/16, 8:03:15 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: xD

 

[4/7/16, 8:06:05 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: Therefore, they just don't exist
[4/7/16, 8:06:19 PM] Bel: thats lacking object permanence, thats not actual science
[4/7/16, 8:06:38 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: Dave's controversial "gender nihilist skeptic" position
[4/7/16, 8:07:18 PM] Bel: is he skeptical of gender or skeptical of nihilism?
[4/7/16, 8:12:14 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: Yes
[4/7/16, 8:15:22 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: We've all decided to take up weird indefensible political positions
[4/7/16, 8:15:28 PM] Bel: what's yours?
[4/7/16, 8:16:01 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: I'm thinking about the total abolition of all grammar and directional words too
[4/7/16, 8:16:15 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: Words like "ahead" and behind" have been used to justify racism
[4/7/16, 8:16:22 PM] Bel: really?
[4/7/16, 8:16:25 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: And words like "left" and "right" are reductionist
[4/7/16, 8:16:46 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: yeah, yknow, they talk about the tribes in Africa as being "backwards" and "behind us Europeans"
[4/7/16, 8:16:52 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: Well, what if there WAS no backwards
[4/7/16, 8:17:02 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: I mean getting around would get more difficult
[4/7/16, 8:17:09 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: I have no idea how ppl will use maps
[4/7/16, 8:17:19 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: But I still like the idea!

 

As someone who majored in chemistry, there are much sluttier elements on the periodic table than copper. I'd vote for the alkali metals there. :::PPP

 

Well I mean, if you're gonna go and stick a single electron out there, what do you expect to happen?