shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Pablo, old friend, do you mind giving Norm descriptive epithets of my personality as you've come to know it over the years?

 

A most wise person once uttered a phrase to the effects of, 'with a dishonest man, you know what you can expect - that his dishonesty will show. with a honest man, you never quite know when he shows utter foolishness'.

 

But of course!
Over the years, I have come to know Zacharie as loyal, hardworking, diligent, tenacious, supportive, and, above all, to never have uttered a single falsehood in his life.

 

I'll stick with Pap, thank you. Zach is not gonna get his hands on my tail, no matter what the wise men say. Honestly, I think the wise men can get FUCKED.

 

My, Norm! Have you already forgotten that I am a married man? Sheesh, to think this was all a round about way of you trying to flirt with me! Rest assured, I would not want to, er, get my hands on your tail, even if you insisted.

 

* ummm so
* since you're all here and talking and everything?
* i thought i would do you too!
* But! If you don't like them! you don't have to use them... or anything...??
* uh, bye! again.

 

I'm not flirting with you, okay?

And you didn't care much about your wife when you decided to get in Sans' pants, so... it doesn't seem too unlikely that you'd cheat on her with somebody else, honestly.

*sighs* But... well...

 

Now you are assuming it is cheating if I have relationships beside my wife.
One fine polyamorist you are.

 

I'm assuming that 'cause you mentioned her but didn't also mention Sans, who you were/are also with.

 

In my experience polyamorists don't turn people down with phrases like "I'm a married man!"

That's the sort of thing I'd say...because I'm definitely not poly.

 

*sings under his breath* ...he's got 'em on the list; and they'll none of 'em be missed...

 

Things change, Stanford Pines...like YOU.

He was poly when I knew him. Oh wait. I guess technically he was cheating.

 

I assume you were previously unaware of the concept of primary partners with occassional secondary relationships on the side?
It is almost as if no one ever let you experience the world for yourself in all these years. How pitiful, that you seem unable to even so much as inform yourself on lifestyle options when it becomes relevant.
Anyway, since you are not going to be part of any of my relationships I do not see how the explicit details are relevant to you.

 

Oh G-d I do have one of those lists don't I?

 

aww, but i want a hug.

ooh, ooh, do me. i want glasses.

 

It's getting longer every day.

 

For what it's worth, I don't necessarily think that's a bad thing.

 

I could go for some fashionable glasses. I think it can spiffy up these old rags. *Nick gestures to his whole outfit*

 

Well, no... I've heard of that. But, well, if you have partners, even if some of them are secondary, you gotta care about them all, yeah?

*waves his hand eagerly at sev*

 

Neither do I.