Kintsugi: The gayest sparkledog anime

it was beautiful. what's hilarious is i still rp on a wolf rp htat's been around since like 2005

i love it

 

My motherfucking all time favorite instance of wolfspeak was someone using "pillars". It took me a while to figure out they meant legs.

Also, banner = tail because you can't just call a thing what it is in wolf rp. Maw always got to me, too, but that's less fanciful. I just preferred muzzle.

The orbs were always gazing, piercing, or flashing, and the auds always pricked up.

 

This wolf rp speak sounds amazing. What did they call the paws? Plates?

Also with all that flashing and piercing, I'm surprised that most wolves involved weren't hard of sight. I'm guessing the ones that were blind were blind due to TRAGIC SCARS and had the power to see with their mind because haha disabilities don't actually affect anything. I actually debated adding a TRAGIC SCAR to Moonsausage, cause my 13 year old self was all over that shit.

 

current temptation to draw a creature with all the heavy thesaurus terminology taken literally.

a giant stone wolf with pillar legs and great glowing orbs near the front of its face

 

Paws in the RP I was in was most often referred to as "pads."

The hilarious thing is if you didn't use the terminology, you were considered a shitty writer. The more purple and unnecessary your RP, the more admired and respected you were. Shit was wild.

 

Don't forget a flag coming out of its arse.

 

It really was. It's nuts. I still love that shit though, it's great.

 

Slightly off topic, but friend, are you familiar with the infamous excerpt from a book called Bronwyn: Silk & Steel? TLDR it's several pages of prose so purple it's actually out of the visible spectrum, people have attempted some literal drawings of the woman describe, it's. It is really something.

 

Like a woof made of castle. I like.

 

hey, giant castle woof sounds fucking awesome

i would be so into it
like a giant living gargoyle

 

I KNOW THAT FUCKING THING, HER SPINE WAS A SNAKE

Yeah, so somebody a couple years ago did a plurk about it, and boy oh boy did it get around.


for those who haven't witnessed the wonder:

Spoiler: behold the most purpose of prose

eta god, someone made an animated video trying to show all the random things her body was compared to, i wonder where it is...

 

I would honestly be so into wolf RP again without the dumbass pretentious bullshit. WOLVES, MAN. THAT'S ONE OF MY VARIED JAMS.

 

I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT. I had my friend read it and she exclaimed, "That's scoliosis, dear!"

Here's a link to the passage in Google book preview thing. This whole thing just keeps getting worse.

 

dude i would be willing to set up a wolf rp in the rp forum if someone had a basic plot idea

i love rping woofs. i really do.

 

Her arse is a fist? A single fist? That's... amazing. I need a fist butt too.

Edit: I'd punch people with it.

 

I have no plot but if it happens, do please ping me. :D

 

HER FACE SMELLS LIKE THE MOON

 

HER TONGUE WAS A DEAD ANIMAL BEING CONSUMED.

Dude must be into vore.

 

HOW DOES ONE'S NAVEL WINK
AND HER BUTT IS A FIST BUT ALSO EGGS???
HONEYCOMB BOOBS????????? THAT'S NOT A GOOD BOOB TEXTURE
and her nipples are... mushrooms

 

My fave: HER PUBES BUZZ LIKE A HORNETS NEST