Well I've written up until the whole Megs: "Private Tutoring" Rodimus: *overheating computer fans noise* thing and now i'm paralyzed by indecision for how long to draw it out until rodimus succumbs to his sexual frustration :3
Yeah Rodimus is gonna suffer over his essay-writing-inappropriate-boner until his chill runs out and even then Megatron will probably dodge Rodimus "naughty student" Prime some more :P
Oh man, check it out, it's Whirl being sensitive over clock/watch/time things way back in like issue 18. And we get to see him go from that point to being able to make jokes about it :') The writing in this series is so tight I can't even stand it.
have a sentence from right the part i'm writing right now because I'm a tease. Spoiler: idk i attempted a funny "The functionist condition is ultimately an expression of narrowminded literalism. Inflexible and ultimately doomed to break down like the brittle, faultily constructed ruins of old." Megatron made a little noise. Rodimus wasn't sure if it was a good or a bad noise. "You wrote that, right?" he asked, looking up at the older mech. "Yes." Megatron grumbled. "Do you think I should cite this?" Rodimus asked, his fingers wandering up Megatron's arm slowly. "You should avoid quoting a source while it is quoting another source. Whereever possible you should... Rodimus what do you think you are doing?" "Trying to get at the primary source?" Rodimus grinned at Megatron. The ex-decepticon didn't look impressed.
I'm going to make the Rodimus getting tutoring thing a bit sad: Rodimus probably has had little to none formal education or anything else considering Nyon. He is probably pretty much self taught on most thing (I wish we knew a bit more about 'forged' mechs early orns and stuff - the christmas issue just gave me MORE questions - like does this mean some forged mechs actually are raised? GIVE ME ANSWER ROBERTS GIVE ME SPARKLINGS - ahem) with maybe some supplemental stuff by Kup and other wreckers once he joined up. Bonus sadness: What if part of the reason he avoids/takes him so long to do 'paper' work is because reading and/or writing is hard/slow for him?
i'm mostly going with "He can do this with guidance and Megs is good at guidance BUT HOLY SHIT BONER IS DISTRACTING" but if you'd prefer sad i could totally go back and edit :')
No, no please continue with the robot bonners. My brain just insisted on making everything sad and I had to share so others would be sad because I'm a caring person and not a robot dragon trying to learn feelings.
I shall keep to "rodimus tries to joke about havign a boner for his tutor" for now and maybe you could write SAD tutoring session? *waggles eyebrows*
re: bots who have little to no education, please consider this hilarious panel and its less hilarious, slightly troubling implications: edit: aw man. aw man, look at his pinkie......... i love brainstorm....
fuck how sheltered did brainstorm live? D: eta: or the other option is HOW TERRIBLE WHERE HIS EARLY ORNS
i ran into my problem with smutty writing again I got stuck embarrassing myself by second guessing whether i can write fun sexy things. On one hand I wanna say fukkit and get drunk and just bang the sex parts out that way. On the other hand haha I actually kind of want to write something with quality for you guys and I haven't written prose outside of RP in MONTHS
Sometimes when I get hung up on that part of a story, I write up an outline for just the sex, and then I can focus on hitting those points without getting too distracted by what I'm writing. I usually just say damn the torpedoes, full steam ahead when I'm writing, but when it comes to the sex scenes, it helps me a lot to have an outline.
