shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I said there was none of Fidds' weed here.

Fidds is the name of a guy I dated over thirty years ago.

But I don't even know if he's still growing it now that he's moved from the dump to Paz's old house.

 

So, Damara only likes that kind of marijuana?

 

Hey, Boss, I like this one. But can I eat the world destroyer? Huh? Please? Can I?
Jealous that there's something that can be more annoying than you? Besides, this isn't real. I don't think it would work.

 

Hey, the man wants to eat me let him go for it. You'd be doing me a favor.

 

How about I eat you instead, Italics?

 

No. But she seemed to be pretty fond of it while she was in town.

 

*confused* When was that?

Getting high during Weirdmageddon would be really irresponsible. And redundant. Going by what I know about drug trips, it really was one.

 

No one'll complain if you eat Burt. Well, I won't, anyway...

 

I'd complain.

I'd also be dead.

 

So even being dead won't shut you up?
Well, it was worth a try.

That was Loiosh, my familiar, whose main goal in life is to annoy me.
Isn't that redundant?
And make sarcastic comments that - up to now - only I've had the pleasure of listening to.
Now who's sarcastic?

 

It would if we weren't in the shitposting rave.

 

Let the familiar eat people.

 

Let Pearl eat people.

 

let the familiar say fuck.

 

Those are also good demands.

 

let @The Handmaid say fuck

 

Honestly.

 

say it! say it!

 

I like my knees unbroken, thank you very much. Except over a pail but we're not there yet now are we.

 

how about i take us to a pail?