shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Well, if you're ever in Dimension 52, feel free to drop by!

 

I'm strong, but I understand it's his universe, he's powerful there. It may not be possible to defeat him there.

 

Not while I'm alive it's not.

 

No, no, he was there. Where did you think I met him?

 

I got out of there pretty quickly! I think some benevolent aliens must have gotten me back home...

 

What, you don't have enough strays in your bunker yet?

 

Triangle. I demand to know your identity. Save as an asshole who can apparently compete with Him.

 

You shouldn't blog about Ford's personal life or his experiments, though. That'd get you in big trouble, @Ronaldo.

He wasn't aware that Bill was a demon till now, which is why I thought that.

 

My name is Bill! Bill Cipher. Who is this asshole who thinks he can compete with me?

 

Don't worry, I won't!

After all, last time I did that, the FBI got involved.

 

So, you don't care about his privacy, then? Just not getting the FBI involved?

 

When did you blog about my personal life or experiments before?

The FBI is just pissed off that I won't work for them any more.

 

My boss. Demon of the Green Moon. First Guardian. Doc Scratch. The Host to the End of All Reality. Lovely man. Stocks up on black licorice treats and has a penchant for little girls.

 

Well, I doubt his personal life is all that interesting...I mean, aside from marrying a catgirl. Which is one of my lifelong dreams!

 

I never blogged about you! I just thought I'd found some major government secrets at the Big Donut...

 

Also he has a cueball for a head. You two can be completely idiotically shaped godly asshole buddies.

 

Stop objectifying Talassani and maybe you'll actually achieve that dream, dude.

 

No, no, no, no! I'm the one who's going to end reality! Reality is boring!

 

No! I am!

Destruction is my middle name!