shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

And maybe even more than I was...

 

A compliment.

It's a compliment.

Go on and find me the most degraded, abused waste of space excuse for a fucking slave in the entire Alternian Empire and have them get sold off to the Empress. Then keep them bound up in irons that have been thoroughly heated every last moment of every last day. And force them to go about their nightly tasks for Her Imperious Condescion, forever bound by the limitations of their blood and fate but whose life is being forcibly lengthened by Her. And maybe just maybe you will reach maybe a millionth of just how bound I happen to be. Just fucking maybe.

Honestly you wouldn't. Because you can't beat me in a bound off. I'm simply the best there is at it. So good that I ensure that every other one of these sadsacks on this shithole of a planet I made are bound.

 

Ah, my apologies and condolences. Should that ever change, I'm sure your retribution will be appropriately epic.

 

Slavery on Alternia? Set it up. Had to. Boss said so. Culling? Set it up. Had to. Boss said so. Hemocaste? Set it up. Had to. Boss said so. Ran away only to find His Boss? Did that. Had to. Time said so.

 

You can take your apologies and condolences and shove them up your ass. Even if I was worth the things I wouldn't want them. Least of all from you.

 

Also retribution. That's a funny joke. Haa haa. Hee hee. Hoo hoo.

 

Get the fuck back in here and continue giving me pity, coward. You aren't allowed to run off after that.

 

*gasp* Did you teach that kind of language to your children?

 

I'm pretty sure they already knew that word before I adopted them.

 

But you decided to memorialize them saying it in a picture?

 

*facepalm*

I wrote that book.

 

Wow. Look at that. Quiet as can be.

 

Those arms are too small to be yours.

 

That's true. But I made the meme, not my kid.

 

And I burned it.

 

Why didn't you use a picture of yourself holding the journal, then?

 

Yay! Book-burning! :D:D:D:D:D

 

And I Xeroxed it. You're still a little bitch.

 

Because I didn't want to comb through Google Images for a long time when this thread has been going so quickly.