shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

My personal life is very interesting...to me. It doesn't need to be interesting to anyone else.

As for your lifelong dream...

I would suggest that you find someone who likes you from the moment you meet, supports you in your dreams and goals, is kind and loving by nature, independent enough not to suffocate you, but cares about you enough to stand back to back with you against your enemies if necessary.

Should this person happen to be a catgirl, or not, then by all means let this person take you firmly by the lapels, kiss you until you can't pretend they're just being nice any more, declare their love and kiss you some more. Then by all means tell them you love them too and get married when you get around to that.

It worked for me.

 

I suspect that's why I'm here - this isn't where I thought I was going.

 

...although I don't know if it actually has a soul, despite having wanted mine very badly.

 

Almost got it, too!

 

I Leave This Place For A Few Nights And The Fucking Shepherdess Of The Lost Souls Herself Starts A Fight With The Dancey Bird And Now The Dumbass Triangle Is Back.
Fuck. This. Shit.

 

PRO TIP: If someone makes a deal with you that's supposed to last until the end of time, and you declare time dead, then follow up by killing the only being who could contradict you about that...you're a fucking idiot.

 

And you're fucking the idiot who made the deal!

 

Yes.

Yes I am.

AND YOU'RE NOT.

So I win.

 

If you ask me nicely I might give you a pat on the head before I take you. If I take you.

 

Sometimes it just seems like my brothers actually WANT to get owned. One of them is spending his time as a troll's hair ornament and the other one doesn't know when to give up on the mortals he's obsessed with.

It's time to move on.

 

that's not fair Belle
why do you have to be so mean

 

I can't believe I'm related to you. You're EmBaRRAssING.

 

I Dont Really Do "Ask Nicely".
Youre Surprisingly Cool For A Figure Of Legend.

 

Yes, Bill, that's how I feel about you.

 

At least I don't act like something pathetic out of a bad yaoi manga.

 

You haven't been on Tumblr lately, have you?

 

Does any troll do the ask nicely thing. Dead ones maybe.

 

Even the humans and triangles have yaoi. Wow. My life is complete.

 

Eh, A Few I Know Have Been Known To Indulge In The Whole Niceness For Niceness' Sake Thing.
Not SUnshine Though hes A Bulgehead ,:P