shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

The gossip is your precious motherly figure is a whore.

 

How about nobody here gets exterminated?

I am rather attached to you all. I am not okay with this strange woman killing my family members.

 

Excuse me, I am her mother, and I have only ever had one lover.

Not that there's anything wrong with being a sex worker, you're talking about my mother and sister, so watch it!

 

THAT'S CUTE THAT YOU THINK THAT WOULD UPSET ME! I'M KINDA GLAD FOR HER IT'S NICE SHE HAS SOMEONE LOOKING OUT FOR HER! THOUGH MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T CALL HER A WHORE, QUADRANTS FOR HIRE MIGHT TAKE OFFENSE.

 

I THINK SHE'S TALKING ABOUT THE DOLOROSA, ADMIRAL.

 

You two really are disgustingly perfect for each other, aren't you?

 

BECAUSE YOU'RE MINDFANG
DUH.

SHE'S THE DEMONESS THAT CHASES OFF THE DEAD. THE WHOLE POINT OF "EVERY TROLL DIES ONE NIGHT" IS THAT THE SECOND PART FO THAT IS "AND THEN SHE WILL BE THERE, WAITING, GUIDING."

 

I WOULD SAY ALTERNATE ME IS KIND OF AN ASSHOLE. BUT. I AM ALSO KIND OF AN ASSHOLE. SO IT IS UNDERSTANDABLE.

 

You're just jealous, Bill.

In the immortal words of Taylor Swift, we are never, ever, getting back together.

And now you've lost Sunshine, too.

Good job, asshole.

 

Arent We All Kind Of Assholes? Its Kinda A Package Deal. Grey Skin, Candycorn Horns, Behavioral Problems.

 

Well, she can wait until you're old, then. Right now you belong to us, sweetie.

 

What's my excuse?

 

There is no excuse for you. Also, you made that way too easy, which means I am now suspicious.

 

When are you not?

 

You are not an asshole. You are adorable and brilliant and potentially more dangerous in a laboratory than I am, and I love you.

 

Yeah see I think she's Mrs Marzetti's revenge on you from beyond the grave for all that stuff you blew up. It's a wonder that school is still standing.

 

If You Dont Stop Sugarcoating Me My Quadrants Will Develope Cavities. I Quite Like Their Teeth.

 

If you can call "Has to lead to the downfall of what she worked for" then yeah. It's just so "nice". Also let me amend whore to slut. She doesn't get paid for it.

 

A CERTIFIED PALE SLUT DOESN'T TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT EITHER :)

 

Not talking about you. Not even sure what you humans mean by "mother". Or "sister" for that matter.