shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

To my calling her a slut or my role in her coming misery?

 

CALLING PEOPLE SLUT IS JUST A USELESS TERM? LIKE IN MY EXPERIENCE PEOPLE RARELY ACTUALLY FEEL BAD ABOUT HOW MUCH ACTION THEY GET? BUT THEN I'M THE DESCENDANT OF AN EROTICA WRITER, SO LIKE WHAT DO I KNOW, RIGHT?

 

See. I like that. You keep living the dream.

 

She's 13, you know.

 

Did you ever think that maybe that's because you go around all the time talking about how all you care about is money and you're not going to save people or risk your neck for anyone?

 

Where was this when she was dating mermen and gnomes and people who make out with puppets? Ronaldo doesn't want to date Mabel, I'm sure he doesn't. And even if he did, she's too busy dating Oneira and Paz.

 

I just want to show her all the weird things on my blog!

 

How about you show them to me and I'll show them to Mabel?

 

What?

 

How is it I know about this when most of it happened while I was in Dimension 52 and you don't?

Even if you didn't know about all of that, which I'm not sure I believe--I know that at one point you were trying to get her together with Gideon.

 

I thought she liked him!

 

DUDE SHE'S MY AUSPISTIZE. IF YOU DO ANYTHING PERVERTED SHE ISN'T INTO I'LL STAB YOU FROM TEN FEET AWAY.

 

Seriously?

Are you daft, Stanley?

Gideon Gleeful?

 

Speaking of auspistices, do the two of you need one again?

 

She's my kismesis.

And I have a PhD in making boys cry.

 

Oh, you guyyyyys... it's okay. I'm sure Ronaldo doesn't mean anything bad. And if he did, I've always got my grappling hook.

 

Her formal name is "Remover-of-aspects-of-deity", which is generally interpreted as the ability to manifest on a particular plane. The soul stuff is just a bonus.

 

This sounds promising.

 

You've got an air of authority about you, that's why. An air of anti-authoritarian authority.

 

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