Goofus' home is like Amethyst's room, but turned up to twelve. Gallant always tries to give good advice.
Goofus' idea of advice is "WELL THIS HAS GONE COMPLETELY PEAR-SHAPED, THERE'S NO CHOICE, WE'LL HAVE TO DECAPITATE YOU" Gallant makes sure his dates have a good time and makes breakfast "the morning after"
Goofus's partners wake up to him tripping over his pants and breaking something of theirs when he's sneaking out at 2am. Gallant follows the highway code and always uses his turn signal.
Goofus doesn't bother with a turn signal, and stops short just before his turns so that people risk crashing into him. Gallant spends time with his partners doing things they want to do, rather than insisting on doing only things he wants to do.
Goofus interrupts his partners' conversation about their hobbies by saying oh yeah, he totally knows all about such hobbies because he tried them once in 1995. Gallant is respectful and polite in the classroom and contributes insightful analysis on occasion
Goofus encourages the rest of the class to play pranks on the teacher until they cry. Gallant always drinks in moderation.
Goofus downs four tequilas and barfs in his moirail's sink instead of in the toilet goofus is also my moirail Gallant uses a normal indoor voice on the phone
Goofus demands to know why they don't like what he likes and goes on at length about how his things are way better than theirs. Gallant gives his friends gifts at Christmas.
Goofus steals from the Toys For Tots bin at Christmas. Gallant likes listening to his iPod on the bus.
Goofus also likes listening to his iPod on the bus, without headphones, on full blast, as he screams the lyrics. Gallant can't go to a concert himself, so he gives the tickets to you because he knows you like the band as well.
Goofus buys up all the tickets for a concert and sells them at a higher price. Gallant is willing to try out any food he's served, and while he doesn't like all of them, he's polite about it.
Goofus loudly complains about any "exotic" - or, heaven forbid, "ETHNIC" - food being presented to him as looking gross and tasting gross. Gallant is corteous and polite towards service workers
Goofus has been banned from every drugstore in the area for his behavior towards the clerks. Gallant likes going to conventions, and always tries to make sure younger congoers don't get in trouble.
Goofus has been thrown out of six conventions and banned from three--we'll leave it at that. Gallant likes to share new comics he's reading with his friends.
Goofus creeps on every con-goer with a sexualized costume while simultaneously slut-shaming. Gallant places unwanted clothes back on the rack when he's done trying them on. Edit: Ninja'd
Goofus endlessly spams his friends with his new comics and then gets mad when they're not interested. (Let's get a complement for @Aviari's suggestion, why not) Gallant places unwanted clothes back on the rack when he's done trying them on.
thread derail, ignore this as part of the game. sorry i couldn't stop myself after seeing this: holy fuck what if goofus and gallant were moirails. i'm shipping the stupid highlights good idea bad idea characters help. edit: im gonna move this to homestuck crossfandom shipping thread (or whatever it's called) uhhh goofus walks out of the changing room with the clothes he tried on under the clothes he came in with, and leaves the store gallant always follows safety guidelines when doing something dangerous
(continued thread derail) @Deresto my moirail has also b) gotten super drunk again and when we got back from the bar and I opened the door to my apartment he ran straight for the bathroom and I shouted "in the toilet, not the sink!" after him and he says he couldn't stop chuckling to himself as he puked b) gotten super drunk again, FORGOTTEN THESE STORIES, then tried to tell me "I'm not drunk, I've been drunker!" and when I said "yes K. I know, you THREW UP IN MY SINK" he started laughing so hard he fell on his butt. Imagine your pale OTP. (dreamy sighs about my beautiful moirallegiance and how much we're meant to be <>)
