Kintsugi Plays Dragon Age 2 (a winner is me!)

>This is ridiculous

 

>Plot choice option

 

>This is ridiculous.


>:[


Us? Noooo. Merrill, tell him how little we know about the mage underground.

..Actually never mind, there's too high a chance of Merrill answering that question honestly. (skedaddles instead)


Presumably, everyone waits around on the docks for a few hours. Isabela and Fenris teach each other card games.

(speaking loudly) Speaking of which, Fenris, here are the bones of the last person who tried to attack us here! Ha ha it sure would be a bad idea for anyone else to!!


OH NO I CAN'T FIGHT MABARI IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A BAD PERSON

(hides behind a wall for the duration of the fight)

(while running away) Oh hey what's this

OILY MCJERKSMIIIIILE!!

 

Doggies. :::CCC

 

We wait until it's day again. I'm deciding to believe that everyone slept over at Hawke's because it's closest.






delivery is more like "get.... ~alone time.~"



I love that Merrill's look-over-her-shoulder animation triggered right here.


Hey!!

I--

That's fuckin rude!!!

...If anyone here is wide-eyed it's Merrill!!

#kpda2banter #isabela+merrill

 

Well, the fact that there are raiders just hanging around outside sure is a clue.

Here I have decided not to go the Investigate options automatically. Because asking questions cuts off the Fire! option. Which I will break my thin veneer of neutrality to recommend you pick.
>_?

 

> Fire!

 

>Fire!

If memory serves, you get a good response with Merrill in the party.

 

>Fire!






^helmet man is doubtful





Well, that ALMOST worked.

@KarrinBlue you sure do! the amount that I love Merrill literally cannot be overstated

 

Aaand my laptop's dying so I'm gonna go do other stuff, bbl.

 

>Nvm I'm back


This may LOOK like a new environment, but you can't fool me, Dragon Age - it's the same as literally every other warehouse on the Docks

what's in here

oops, i stepped on a trap. sorry about the spikes flying at you, elfbro

Do ALL the raiders wear those hella ugly helmets?

I don't want to give you guys the impression that Cone of Cold is the ONLY spell I use, but I sure do like it.

Is Isabela kicking Fenris in the head?



This is like one of those stretches of road where there are just bunches of empty vodka bottles in the grass.

it's a chest!

it's a spray of poison! D:

it's ANOTHER EMPTY STAINED BOTTLE >:[

 

there are LOTS of things in this game that are silly. but for some reason the thing that breaks my suspension of disbelief the most is how casually Hawke deals with bear traps.

ANOTHER BOTTL- oh hey there's the cargo


thats_not_marijuana.jpg

 

...Maybe all the Empty Stained Bottles were bongs and the longshoreman smoked all of it?

 

Oh come on, more of these guys?

on the right: PARKELF

Merrill gets an opportunity to use my favorite battle dialogue of hers - "May the Creators have mercy on you! I certainly won't."


(Fenris, acidly)






rude, elfboi

#kpda2banter #fenris+merrill

 

Anyway, back to the Hanged Man.

there's ANOTHER OF THOSE CREEPY SLAVE PAINTINGS ON THE LEFT WALL





Oh hey, Talkative Man!








Those two sentences contradict each other!!!






>_?

 

I love how our fav elves are basically doing popcorn.gif faces in the background during this talk :P

>Woodrow's warehouse.

 

"Enough poison to assassinate every noble in Orlais," by which she means "one bottle."

 

Well, to be fair, the item we got was a sample. He has crates and crates.

 

>Woodrow's warehouse.

 

>Back to Gamlen's before going on a new quest?






Oh, hey Anders!






):



#kpda2banter #fenris+isabela