That's so SO: A Thread for Relationship Antics

[7:22:13 PM] Britt: when we are in our forties and living together we should pick a year where we only wear ankle boots for the whole year. no other kinda shoe. just to see what happens
ive never owned a pair of ankle boots before and i cant see myself having it until im like middle aged for some reason
[7:23:45 PM] drilmara: omg yes
[7:24:38 PM] Britt: oh.. here come the neighborhood goth lesbians again. with their ankle boots. everyone is jealous

 

Spoiler: r tried to mess with my selfie game. he made them better.

 

Husband has lately been going overboard on the "Your Mom" jokes. Anything and everything is my mom. Trash smells bad? So does my mom. FatDog is a fat, lazy blob? So is my mom. Husband's cat is a screeching harpy? So is my mom. Caffeine on an empty stomach makes me nauseated? SO DOES MY MOM!

After about two solid weeks of this, I finally burst out:

"You realise that 'Your Mom' Jokes are lost on me, right? I hate my mother and trash-talking her just gives me spiteful warm-and-fuzzies."

"I know, that's why I do it. It makes you happy."
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...
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<3
It was really sweet, in a horrible way.

 

So I guess my partner has been.... awakening some things in me, so they said this:

the answer is probably yes
(my partner is the cutest and softest sinnamon roll metalhead I've ever encountered. they've ensnared me in their adorable fluffy sin-and-metal trap. send help. actually don't.)

 

[7:41:57 PM] They Might Be The Illuminati: http://damaramegido.tumblr.com/post/142372143053/charmancler-meanplastic-who-is-she-it why do i relate to this
[7:42:52 PM] Britt: hahaha i dunno! i mean, youre beautiful, but youre not a reptilian...,, right?
[7:43:07 PM] They Might Be The Illuminati: [SWEATS NERVOUSLY]
[7:43:14 PM] Britt: ACEY NO NOT YOU TOO
[7:43:18 PM] They Might Be The Illuminati: ;-;
[7:43:21 PM] They Might Be The Illuminati: snake acey, or snacey,
[7:44:04 PM] Britt: LOL oh nooo its too late for me xD
[7:44:24 PM] They Might Be The Illuminati: forbidden love......................
[7:44:52 PM] Britt: i dont care if youre an illuminati snerson i love you anyway
[7:45:08 PM] They Might Be The Illuminati: ooh miss freedman ooh
[7:45:10 PM] They Might Be The Illuminati: <3
[7:45:29 PM] Britt: HAHAHA <3
[7:45:43 PM] They Might Be The Illuminati: bodices ripping acey staying gay

 

Further Adventures in: Avi's Husband Does Weird Shit In His Sleep

200a: *rustling blankets* *distressed noises*
205a: *shoves all blankets aside* *palms Avi's butt*
206a: *snoring*

220a: Avi moves, dislodging hand from butt. Distressed noises immediately resume.
221a: *sits up* *removes all blankets from Avi's butt (only the butt)* *palms Avi's butt* *lays down*
222a: *snoring*

 

Husband's motherboard SATA controller died, so he's had to buy a new one, and he went whole hog on a new case, with lots of fans for optimal cooling.

He doesn't like the fact that all large, well-cooled cases have the side windows so people can bling out their computer guts with LEDs and stuff and show them off. He finds the practice stupid and pointless.

My current computer is still perfectly suitable for me and I had not been considering a new one, but I immediately find myself craving a case with big side window and lots of blue LED lights and maybe some glass fishies on strings. I inform him of this fact and his obvious distaste fills me with glee.

How is my marriage this black.

 

My wife, @Anomal(eee) : "Oh beloved couscous of my heart, what is wrong?"
Me: "Everything"
Wife: "Noooooo! Grain of my heart! Carbohydrate of my soul!"

 

it's R's birthday today

me: hap borth, nerd
him: thank
me: so, how's being an old man?
him: Inevitability of life is sinking in, but that's fine 'cause I can drink now

 

wow, that's
corny

 

true love.

 

Me: can we buy an ice bed
Me: it's like a water bed
Me: but with ice
Me: pls
Me: wif is ded
J: or just buy lots of ice packs.
J: and make a quilt out of them.
Me: ooh.
Me: that would be easier to refreeze, too.
Me: k so i vote we commission [moirail who is seamstress] to make us an ice quilt
J: it's like a quilt.
J: but with ice
Me: indeed

 

referencing this project I'm knitting

 

so. um. i have a boyfriend now apparently

we live in different time zones and his night is my morning. i'm on call with him and he's very sleepy but keeps insisting on not sleeping bc he wants to talk to me.

me: the sooner you sleep the sooner you get to wake up and talk to me!

him: or i could....stay awake and not sleep. heeheeheee.

he is very proud of his master plan.

 

Haha @gills I know that feeling- I was on a study abroad in Japan for @Kit and I's 1-year wedding anniversary. The sleep cycle shenanigans are real.

 

[5/28/2016 3:37:35 PM] Britt: i checked out of curiosity and we are ~890 miles apart
[5/28/2016 3:41:09 PM] she purble: that is WAY too many miles
[5/28/2016 3:42:04 PM] Britt: right? its not even an aesthetically pleasing number lol

how is she so precious

 

no direct quotes, but I stayed up till two in the morning discussing dresden files ocs with the boyfriend and watching dnd videos
I love this precious dork so much.

 

boyfriend is at a party and is a little bit drunk and



help he's so fucking cute

 

Spoiler: we suck