shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Aww. You don't get to experience the joy of having your skull bashed in but being unable to die.

 

Yeah Boo Hoo.
I Think Ill Pass.

 

Like I said, we're hunters, we're not into agriculture!

Besides I give all mine to Stanford.

 

*rolls his eyes* Have you not been introduced to the concept of 'sarcasm'? Or of a 'joke'?

 

have you not been introduced to the concept of "trolling"?

 

*scoffs* I've totally been introduced to the concept of 'trolling.' What you were doing didn't sound like trolling, though.

 

People often think that Ford hasn't got much of a sense of humour when he doesn't get their jokes. But I've noticed that the same people who think that don't tend to get Ford's jokes. Ford sometimes thinks he's being very funny when he, for instance, takes a silly argument or discussion to its silliest logical conclusion. Ford makes me laugh all the time but...I get him.

 

You know, that would've been a lot clearer if he wasn't actually a bisexual that summoned a demon.

 

Swearing is a natural part in human life. You better fucking get used to it sweet heart.

 

Now, Miss Cait, no need to go yammering off and starting another fight.

 

The robot knows nothing of fun. Start that fight.

 

I do say, this is a dreadful place for whom would love fights. We need more class.

 

Codsworth!! Pal, thanks for joining us. It has been forever since i have seen you. Havent changed a bit. Take my word for it, there are a lot stronger people here than Cait, but she will eventually learn. *Laughs*

 

What is that supposed to mean Nick? You dont think i can handle me-self? Clearly you are getting too old and ye gears are beginnin' to rust up.

 

Now here is what i mean by class. Haw Haw.

 

Finally, someone with a blood lust like me. This robot is too lame the likes of me, loven' peace n' all that shite. I cant believe i got stuck with him.

 

At least he might be fun to punch. Or shoot. Or stab.

 

I'm pretty sure he's pansexual. All things considered.

 

*shrugs* Eh, pan, bi, it's all the same to me, really...

 

But clearly he can't think that all bisexuals summon demons because actually most of the people we know are bisexual. Even if they don't admit it.

I don't think I'm bisexual, but I'm really in the minority here!

So am I but you can just go fuck yourself. You don't have a physical form here.