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Really? They are?

That's... new information.

Does that mean Sev is bi too?

 

1. Have you ever listened to Stan and Geth when they're drunk?
2. Trolls. And basically all of the teenagers in the house except that we're not sure about Dipper and Steven and Marco because the boys are such a minority that we have no idea whether they're heterosexual or just not into each other. Mabel used to date boys. We do know that Paz is a lesbian, but only because she told us.
3. I have no idea about Sev, but I don't think he's into you.

 

WHEN YOUR PHYSIOLOGY IS FLEXIBLE WRT REPRODUCTIVE COUPLINGS BEING HETERO OR HOMOSEXUAL BECOMES MORE OF A "ODDLY SPECIFIC TYPE" THING. LIKE CULTURALLY SPEAKING.
GUESS IF I MET A TROLL WHO ONLY DATED GIRLS THAT'D BE KINDA LIKE MEETING A TROLL WHO ONLY DATED COBALTS?
BUT THAT'S JUST TROLLS. DUNNO ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE.

 

1. Well, no. I haven't.

2. Ah. Right. It didn't occur to me to count the kids.

3. *laughs sheepishly* Well, I couldn't help but ask... I know it's hopeless and I'm alright without him, but that doesn't really stop me from wanting him.

Yeah, okay, that makes sense. I never really try to do the reproduction thing but some people do and you guys used to have to, so... I guess I can get that logic.

 

...what?

 

Oh, Ford. Really?

 

Stan seemed so relieved when he found out I wasn't actually gay...

 

Your relationships with men...and male entities...have all been terrible, Stanford. That might have something to do with it.

 

What the fuck is a homosexual.

((in which i forgot i wasn't the handmaid account. WHATEVER))

 

That is an excellent question. People think I am a homosexual, but I don't have sex and if I was to have sex, I wouldn't do it with Homo sapiens.

 

Am I a homosexual? Or one of those other probably useless words. Humans. Explain this word to us. We demand answers.

 

Depends on whether you only like girls or not.

 

But all Gems are girls. Well, okay, Steven isn't but he is an outlier that should not be counted.

 

What. Are you asking me if I have some sort of female kink.

 

Er, yeah, I guess. I mean, I wouldn't phrase it that way, but... yes.

 

Ok. Homosexuals are humans who have a female kink. That still leaves three other words at large.

Also the answer is "No".

 

Not exactly. Homosexuals are female humans who have a female kink, or male humans who have a male kink. 'Cause, "homo," it means, "same." And you already know what "sexual" means.

 

That sounds pointlessly complicated. But eh. If bluebloods can fuck musclebeast art without being questioned then whatever.

 

Hold up a sec. If bluebloods can do what?!

 

They can do it because they'll have you culled for questioning it but yeah. We're pretty serious about appreciating fine art on Alternia.