shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Fuck off.

 

SUFFERER AND DISCIPLE...
... ON SECOND THOUGHT, I'D PROBABLY READ THAT STORY. WONDER WHAT BA WOULD THINK ABOUT IT'S SCRIPTURE STANDING

 

NOPE! FUCKING OFF ISN'T A SKILL I EVER DEVELOPED!

 

You know there was a time before he knew her right.

 

Sounds like it's time to develop it then.

 

YEAH NO. I UH... DEVELOPED A BAD HABIT OF CURSING BY INVOKING THE SAINTS NOW THAT I'M OUT OF EMPIRE TERRITORY! FEELS GOOD TO USE THEIR NAMES AND NOT GET MURDERED ON THE SPOT!

MAKE ME

 

On the one hand that make me is annoying. On the other hand I appreciate any excuse to be a stubborn shit to authority. Hmm.

 

She's my daughter, that's for sure. Stubborn shit to authority is kind of part of the job description of the entire family.

 

Good.

 

I CAN PUT ON MY BIG GIRL CLOTHES AND A FEW EXTRA GOLD CHAINS AND BOSS YOU AROUND A BIT. RUMOR HAS IT YOU ARE QUITE FOND OF FISH ON OCCASSION.

 

Ok now you're just asking to be vaporized.

 

THAT'S NOT MY KINK, BUT OKAY.

 

Yeah. It's time to start praying I don't have a visit to pay tonight.

 

DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO INTERDIMENSIONAL BOOTY CALLS.

 

....
You know, I've been meaning to get those twelve-darned ward necklaces with your symbol made, and I kept pushing it up.
and now look what came of it.

 

You're next on the list, whoever you are.

 

If I couldn't before, then I'll find a way now.

 

Do you believe in a flying spaghetti monster like I do?

 

*laughs*Where do i sign up?

 

-she just grins brightly, showing off her shark like dentition.-
I'LL BE WAITING...

NO HONEY, I BELIEVE IN THE TEACHINGS OF THE SIGNLESS SUFFERER AND THE SECOND REVOLUTIONARY THE SUMMONER.