shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

YOU'RE ALREADY SIGNED UP! BUT YOU GOTTA BEHAVE OR YOU GET CUT OFF I'M OT LETTING MY SNOWFLAKE'S GOOD COFFEE GO TO ASSHATS!

 

Oh yeah, right.

I guess I was just generalizing based on what you think of Sunshine. *laughs sheepishly* I guess I forgot about all the other stuff that makes you not keen on the idea of them going black again.

And wow... after seeing that conversation, I kinda get why Sunshine thinks me and Pap aren't pitch.

 

hehe, you call me honey.

 

Jolly good. A tea party, i hope you don't mind if I make up my fine tea for you. haw haw.

 

*smiles*Don't worry, i wont go crazy.

 

Well it's not like I have a say about anything that happened before Ford and I met! And he had so many unhappy things in his life before he met me, I think I wouldn't mind if he had a few more good experiences in his past. I mean a little more happiness in his past can only help with the amount of sadness we have to deal with together.

I would have less of a problem with Sunshine if he had more respect for Ford's wishes in the present day. The fact that she immediately thought of having fun with him at a time in his life when it wouldn't interfere with our current relationship boundaries means that she respects what he wants, because I wouldn't want him to be in a monogamous bond-mating with me if it wasn't what he wants.

 

Well, when I've actually been talking to him, he's been alright at that. I mean, he's still sad about not having Ford in his pitch quadrant, but... he kinda uses the story of the Sufferer to deal with that, I think. He tells himself that you and Ford are together and exclusive 'cause Ford's the Sufferer and you're the Disciple, and you guys transcend the quadrants. And he says that he doesn't belong in your clade.

I dunno if I believe in all that, really, but it helps him, so... I'm not gonna tear it down.

 

I heard the wo+rd quadrant. Po+rrim Maryam is o+n the case. No+ mo+re wo+rries to+ be had.

Also+ she's kind o+f bo+red with death. So+ hi.

 

That's good to hear!

Welcome to the shitposting rave!

 

Thanks! Always nice to+ see a new face. Yo+u have no+ idea ho+w dull it gets seeing the same eleven peo+ple fo+r an eternity.

 

Probably about as dull as being trapped in a lamp and being forced to grant people's wishes for fifty thousand years, I bet.

 

Dull? Tell me more.

Is it gray too?

Dull and gray is the best combination. Or gray and dull is.

 

Wo+w. At least I just have to+ sit aro+und and think abo+ut my failure. I mean, I guess there's the who+le me being dead a who+le lo+t lo+nger than fifty tho+usand...years? Which. I do+n't really kno+w ho+w lo+ng that is at all, so+ I'll just assume it's equivalent to+ a sweep. The po+int is, I'm no+t being fo+rced to+ play Wishwisp. Or, fo+rced to+ do+ much o+f anything really?

 

It is when I step into+ an Alternian's bubble. Apparently part o+f the scratch deal was killing o+ff any semblance o+f fun design aesthetic.

 

"This location happens to be quite ways less introspectitionist than from whence you appear to have hailed, esteemed cinerious-skinned arrival."

 

*sighs* It's much longer than a sweep. Much much longer. About twenty thousand sweeps, I think.

And uh, Wishwisp? Is that the troll equivalent of a genie?

I didn't know that they had those, honestly.

*laughs* You're the most pretentious cat I've ever met.

 

Uh. Ok?

Yo+u sho+uld really have a chat with a friend o+f mine. Yo+ur vo+cabulary just seems like it wo+uld be up her alley.

 

Uh huh. Well, at least time has lo+ng since ceased to+ matter to+ me so+ it's pro+bably no+t that big o+f a deal if I do+n't get what a year is? Anyway. A wishwisp might be a genie? Maybe? I've never heard that wo+rd befo+re, perso+nally.

 

"I find myself intrigued. The linguistic intricacies of this language, which happens to be my second, elude me at times. The prospect of an interlocutor with whom to discuss these matters happens to be a most joyful one, as I have found myself tragically bereft of someone who is acquainted with its finer nuances.
But, ah, I hope you pardon my rudeness. By which name may I address you? I am The Judge, from whence I've come, even if this title happens to be of neglectionable importance in these circumstances."

 

Ah. Whatever a Wishwisp is, I don't think Sunshine ever heard of one. I guess that means they were only a thing on Troll Not-Alternia or something. Since you're a troll and apparently not from Alternia.