Out of context quotes thread

"I will be the cutest robot. Beep boop."

 

Spoiler

A lengthy conversation about the horrifying, oppression olypmics, purity fandoms that go with canons that are all about forgiveness and friendship. We're looking at you, Steven Universe and Undertale in particular, and MLP to a degree.

It brought us first to the comparison of Umbridge, someone who surrounds themselves in cutesy positivity things even as they're cruel to others...

and then to Frollo.

 

Spoiler: nsfw

"After all, what guy wouldn't want to bathe his member in Harriet's tub, man."

 

[4/24/16, 11:00:04 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: does sleep deprivation turn oobletops into brony lover abraham
[4/24/16, 11:00:16 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: is this like a Dr Jekyll and Mr fuckhead situation
[4/24/16, 11:00:33 PM] Oobletops: oh god
[4/24/16, 11:00:42 PM] Oobletops: i always suspected
[4/24/16, 11:00:51 PM] Oobletops: occasionally i'd black out for a moment
[4/24/16, 11:00:57 PM] Oobletops: and wake up covered in blood
[4/24/16, 11:01:01 PM] Oobletops: with a long beard
[4/24/16, 11:01:05 PM] Oobletops: amish hat
[4/24/16, 11:01:09 PM] Oobletops: and no other clothing
[4/24/16, 11:01:13 PM] Oobletops: inside of a race car
[4/24/16, 11:01:18 PM] Oobletops: in the middle of nowhere
[4/24/16, 11:01:19 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: oddly, thats exactly how I picture him
[4/24/16, 11:01:27 PM] Oobletops: with pony in my teeth
[4/24/16, 11:01:36 PM] Oobletops: i always thought that was a little weird
[4/24/16, 11:01:44 PM] Oobletops: never connected the dots until just now
[4/24/16, 11:02:05 PM] Oobletops: yeah
[4/24/16, 11:02:19 PM] Oobletops: guess i shoulda seen that one coming
[4/24/16, 11:02:33 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: Yeah, that...yeah, you shouldve
[4/24/16, 11:02:37 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: You also should sleep more
[4/24/16, 11:02:39 PM] Dave: do you dream this man
[4/24/16, 11:02:48 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: I bet you're a serial murderer with ur alt personality
[4/24/16, 11:02:52 PM] Oobletops: oh god
[4/24/16, 11:02:58 PM] Oobletops: that explains that basketball game...
[4/24/16, 11:03:03 PM] Oobletops: so much blood
[4/24/16, 11:03:14 PM] Oobletops: broken glass everywhere...
[4/24/16, 11:03:16 PM] ole hickory ham mike: FUCK
[4/24/16, 11:03:17 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: By day you study and attend school and stuff, but by night you have a beard, eat q-tips, wear a fur coat, rant at passersby in broken russian
[4/24/16, 11:03:22 PM] Oobletops: the faint smell of waffles...
[4/24/16, 11:03:31 PM] Oobletops: yeah

 

AviSpouse: "Well this one just screams 'murder'."
Avi: "What kind of 'murder'? Like, Stepford 'Murder' or Lakeside Axe Murderer 'Murder'?"
AviSpouse'sDad: "Lizzie Borden 'Murder'? Or Witch Trial Fallout 'Murder'?"
AviSpouse: "This Is Clearly Haunted 'Murder'."
AviSpouse'sDad: "Well that's pretty much everything in that area."

 

I'm not quoting this because it's funny or nothin', I just really like it

 

"I have a rich history of being hit with athletics equipment."

 

[4:47:30 PM] drilmara: of course, coach z having children would imply that there's any chance of him ever getting laid
[4:47:59 PM] Justin Lake: i dunno, that mustache he had in the 70's...
[4:48:04 PM] drilmara: fair point

 

[4/25/16, 9:33:05 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: to be fair, the mass murder of chickens is bad
[4/25/16, 9:33:12 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: Its p evil
[4/25/16, 9:33:22 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: Its as bad as, for example, fucking a bunch of whipped cream
[4/25/16, 9:33:34 PM] Oobletops: cupcakes
[4/25/16, 9:33:43 PM] Oobletops: i thought we'd never discuss the whipped cream
[4/25/16, 9:33:48 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: Ok, ok, fine
[4/25/16, 9:33:58 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: It stays locked away in the anals of history
[4/25/16, 9:34:00 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: uh. Annals*

 

context does not really help here

 

Spoiler

"Your faves play Hatoful Boyfriend" should be a more popular fanfic plot.

 

I wanna write it.

 

@asynch "He's also considering making out with his favorite lamp."

 

why didn't he just say he was gay?