shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Sorry gal, I don't do that this early or when I am talkin' smack.

 

*Laughs* That is so true. Although Juno is more of my 90% impulse control. You know when you love somebody when you literally have to track her down.

 

That's how he is made. You'll get used to it.

 

I DO WONDER WHEN YOU DO HOOK UP PITCH IF IT'S NOT WHEN YOU ARE SMACKTALKING. THAT'S UNCONVENTIONAL FLIRTING. SHARE YOUR TIPS?

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LET YOURSELF GET SEPERATED FORM YOU MOIRAIL AND HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD Y.... OH SHIT SORRY.

 

I Can Get Used To Lots Of Things But Robots With Lusus Humor Isnt One of Them.

 

*sparks go up and down Starkiller's arm rapidly and then go out and sighs*I didn't mean to. The first time I lost her was because of Vader, and the second time was because of this anomaly.

 

SHHHH
SHOOSH
I DIDN'T MEAN TO.

 

You Really Cant Help It Can You?

 

Gladly. What you got to do is make the boys think your available by saying sweetcheeks and hotstuff. Then you say that your not into them. But that is boring, I just hit them on the head until they are unconscious or dead. Whichever comes first.

 

Administer a Juno, stat.

 

It's ok. Just was a slip of the tongue. Just, please don't say that again.

 

YOUR HATE FLIRTING IS AWFUL, I ONLY BITE DIPPER UNTIL HE BLEEDS A LITTLE SOMETIMES.

SURE NO PROBLEM!

 

Getting people dead is not good for getting them in your bed. I mean, unless you're a necrophiliac...

Okay, I'm kinkshaming you.

 

well, they haven't proven themselves, and once boys see me, they immediately look at me arse.

Do what you want. I don't give a damn.

 

So, you murder them 'cause they like to ogle your ass?

I mean, I can see the problem here, it's not great to be sexualized without your consent, but... killing people 'cause they looked at your butt is overkill.

 

I'm sorry to intrude, but Cait, Codsworth, and I come from an apocalyptic future where all rhyme and reason doesn't exist. Cait took this and became who she is today, while Codsworth and I still live like social people.

 

Also, it doesn't help when you are high on chems all the time.

 

So, she kills hapless ass-gazers 'cause she's from a nonsensical apocalyptic wasteland and drugged the hell up?

Well, okay, that's an impressive excuse.

 

ding, ding, ding. we got a winner.

 

*eye roll* Really? Really? I heard all that right? It is why you kill them?

Wow.